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Beware of Vegetarians

→  February 25, 2009 3

I had a wee bit of time to reflect upon all the other things that I hate in life, mainly: Neil Diamond, sci-fi, socialism, the word “sausage,”  Crocs, athletic activity, Frasier, punks, Kmart, malt flavoring, spandex, insects, and seafood.  But not to be overlooked are mayonnaise and venereal diseases.  After reviewing this list, I came [...]

Dilemma: Can You Run To The Store For Me?

Dilemma: Can You Run To The Store For Me?

→  February 23, 2009 1

The other day, when I was hard at work on the internet,  I accidentally came across a salad recipe that commanded my undivided atttention.  I know what you’re thinking, and no, I’m not one of those birds who eats salads and drinks skim milk.  I had just polished off an entire box of Peppermint ice [...]

A New Year A New You

A New Year A New You

→  February 22, 2009 0

Much in the same way a late night infomercial can mesmerize even the most disenchanted observer, I am about to mesmerize you with my savvy knowledge of life and relationships. Only one more day until you are free from your past.  It’s time to grab hold of your future and ride it into the sunset.  [...]



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