Browsing all posts tagged under »thanksgiving«
→ January 21, 2010
Your guess is as good as mine why two “loving parents” would allow their only daughter to eat corn on the cob directly off a dirty picnic table. Or to wear that Little House On The Prairie gettup, that was clearly too small.
I was going to title this post: That Time I Tried To Run Away [...]
→ November 25, 2009
Holy crapballs.
There’s something we’ve got to talk about before we take this relationship any further. No, I’m not going to talk about the six consecutive years I avoided the dentist, or how I almost married a British heroin addict, or how I almost married a bipolar psychopath, or how I will search for as long [...]
→ February 21, 2009
I woke up the day after Thanksgiving with a massive headache. No, I wasn’t hungover. No, I wasn’t getting sick. It’s just the after effects of a very stressful week. Friends visiting, friends having babies, grandpas in the hospital, the usual. I also witnessed my best friend give birth to a child, which was at [...]