I’m not one of those people who tries to collect Facebook friends [or as my dad calls it: FaceSpace]. Those people have deep-rooted acceptance issues stemming from childhood. That is my educated guess based on the two psychology classes I took at community college. This young man from London sent me a friend request, which I ignored, of [...]

[This is part I of a two part series, inspired by the fact that I was deleting my Myspace account.  I realized that they had saved every email correspondence from the past 6 years... it was like discovering the Pompeii of my social life. There they were, all my shennanigans.  Pefectly and horrifically preserved.] PREFACE:  To be a successful person in [...]

 Dad:  So when I got to Kentucky, I unpacked my bags and I was brushing my teeth in the hotel room… Me: yea? Dad:  But then, I realized there was something awry.  The toothpaste was really, really white and tingly. Me:  Umm… Dad:  And you’re probably realizing now, what it took me about two more minutes to realize. Me:  Oh no….NO!  [...]

When I watched the Oscars, I thought to myself, “What the heck is this movie that just won everything?  And why haven’t I heard of it?  And why does it have such a dumb name?”  Well, after seeing an interview with the main star Dev Patel, it occured to me that I dated him.  OH, and [...]

It’s a day for introspection, my friends… Before, after, and during my college years, I was told by many a new agey individual and philosophy teacher that I needed to “discover who I was” or “find myself” or get in tune with “my inner person” or whatever.  The only thing about myself that I ever knew [...]