I realize you’ve missed me, but please don’t let this hurt take a turn to Bittertown okay?  I can’t deal with that kind of drama right now.  I’m currently babysitting my best friend’s 6 month old.  Yes, the same best friend who pumps breast milk in my car and leaves it in my fridge, okay?  [...]

So I had a crush.  A big one.  I remember, it was third grade… and it was bad.  To keep things easy and confidential we’ll call him Norm.  Not to imply, by any means, that this young lad was normal… because he was not.  This is also not to imply that he was anything special… because he [...]

I’m feeling rather nostalgic tonight.  And nothing good ever comes from that. As I was sitting here wondering why Moccasins haven’t tried to make a comeback this summer, I got to thinking about my past relationships.  Was there a common thread that linked these terrible relationships?  Was I the worst judge of character ever to walk the [...]

It’s no wonder I don’t make any sense.  I’m a combination of two polar opposites, who by all rights, should never have met much less married.   My mother came from a nazi-strict household where she wasn’t allowed to see movies or go to fooball games, for fear she would encounter Satan himself.  She also wasn’t allowed to celebrate Christmas which explains why [...]

So, I’m laying in my bed working. …I’m also eating lasagna that is scorched on the bottom and ice cold on the top because my microwave is still on the fritz and I had to try to reheat it in a pan on the stove, which doesn’t work quite as swimmingly as I’d anticipated.  …I’m also contemplating whether or not [...]

Come on in.  Pop open a cold one (non-alcoholic, of course, cus I need you to keep it classy and focus on what I’m saying).  Grab all your friends and sit Indian style on the mat.   Please don’t be concerned if you can’t sit Indian style, the more important problem is, why don’t you have any friends?   Men, I especially want [...]