Your Daily Dose Of Embarrassment And A Free Photo

Confessions April 13, 2011
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[I apologize for all who tried to comment on the guest blog by Jen on Monday. Apparently, there were some issues with Explorer not allowing comments. Thank you for your emails and all the great advice! I really appreciate you guys. But more importantly, why are you still using Explorer?] Yesterday, the moon was in [...]

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Blunt Getting Married: Sage Advice From Jennifer Not Aniston

Relationships April 11, 2011
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{Listen up Blunt Deliverites. History is being made this very, very instant as I’m about to reveal my very first guest blogger. Remember how I blindsided you awhile back with that minor little announcement about my engagement?  Well, there is someone who would like to dispense a lil advice for the Blunt bride-to-be. That someone, [...]

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I’m Not Paranoid. I Have 7 Legitimate Diseases.

Confessions April 5, 2011
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I was really perplexed the other day. While browsing through Twitterland, I noticed a trending topic of #RIPJackieChan. I mean, I’m not a huge fan of Jackie Chan, but when someone dies I gotta know why. Cus maybe he had the same symptoms I’m having and maybe I’m about to die too. So I clicked [...]

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Blunt Bites: An Old Italian Guy Named Joe

Blunt Bites March 27, 2011
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[ DISCLAIMER: Blunt Bites break away from my normal, detailed laugh-out-loud (right?) posts. They are like snapshots of a significant part of my life. Sometimes, they're serious. Sometimes, they're funny. But they're always gonna be delicious. Yum. ] I met Joe while working at a retirement home and almost instantly, we connected. During my first week of [...]

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Lessons In Awkwardness: Featuring My Dad

Confessions March 22, 2011
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So I may have mentioned my dad a time or two on this site. In case you aren’t familiar, here is a brief summary: Here’s the thing with my parents. My mom can’t turn a computer on and is still holding to her guns that The Internets will become the downfall of society. My dad [...]

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Blunt Bites: The Girl Who Taught Me More Than High School

Blunt Bites March 14, 2011
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[ DISCLAIMER: Blunt Bites break away from my normal, detailed laugh-out-loud (right?) posts. They are like snapshots of a significant part of my life. Sometimes, they're serious. Sometimes, they're funny. But they're always gonna be delicious. Yum. ] It was my very first day of work, and you offered me some of your lunch even though you [...]

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A Photo Shoot And A Scientific Breakthrough

Confessions March 11, 2011
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Alright, Science. Get your gloves on, cause we’re about to box. I know you think you can jack with our diets every other day by releasing new information regarding the detriments of coffee, and eggs and high fructose corn syrup, and yet you conveniently forget to report other pertinent information regarding the mental instability of babies. What gives [...]

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This Blog Is The Next Heidi Montag

Confessions March 7, 2011
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This blog is so vain. She probably thinks this post is about her. Well, in this instance she is right. You know what they say about plastic surgery: it’s addicting. And if anyone would know, it’s this blog, which has had three different looks in the past year. I told her she had better stop [...]

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10 Phrases I Can’t Respect

Confessions February 28, 2011
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I’m gonna start backwards from #10. It’s just the right thing to do, according to David Letterman. 10.  A bird in hand is worth two in the bush. Additional comments: If I have to apply an algebraic equation to dissect your advice, maybe you should opt for just saying WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO SAY. 9. It is what [...]

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How To Break Up With Someone

Relationships February 24, 2011
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At first I thought it was a cruel joke. But now I realize that the Osmonds really are never going to go away. Okay. So in between trying to figure out how I can plan a wedding without losing my mind or offending everyone for life, and then choosing a honeymoon location where I won’t [...]

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