This Blog Can’t Even Handle Me Right Now

Confessions February 20, 2011
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Before you read this I have two very important announcements: 1. Check out my guest post over at Cynicism 101. I am very honored to be Doc”s first guest blogger and I would be more honored if you visited us. He’s me, except a man. 2. Bearman is revealing what my yearbook pics would have [...]

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Valentine’s Day Is About As Cool As Ke$ha

Confessions February 14, 2011
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I just had to check in and see how you are surviving the Empire State Building of Lame Holidays thus far? Me? Eh. Let’s see here. What could I possibly say or do that might lift your spirits on such a dreadful day? Oh, I know, I know!!!!! 1. Make a list of things I [...]

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Valentine’s Day And Other Unfortunate Realities

Confessions February 10, 2011
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Lately, I’ve noticed a lot of visitors, dodging the landmines and trekking over mountainous terrains to stop over at my humble, but well decorated corner of the Internets and rest their weary souls. So before I blindside you with what I have to say, which by all accounts will probably alter the course of your [...]

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Blunt Bites: The Boy Who Jumped To Conclusions But Had A Good Singing Voice

Blunt Bites February 6, 2011
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[ DISCLAIMER: Blunt Bites break away from my normal, detailed laugh-out-loud (right?) posts. They are like snapshots of a significant part of my life. Sometimes, they're serious. Sometimes, they're funny. But they're always gonna be delicious. Yum. ] I called you one night, out of nowhere. The snow always reminded me of you. At first, you didn’t [...]

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Blunt Bites: The Boy Who Smelled Like Garlic

Blunt Bites January 17, 2011
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[ Blunt Bites break away from my normal, detailed laugh-out-loud (right?) posts. They are like snapshots of a significant part of my life. Sometimes, they're serious. Sometimes, they're funny. But they're always gonna be delicious. Yum. ] It was 1999. I got let out of the hospital the same day as my Junior year prom, except it was [...]

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If This Blog Was A Buffet, Would You Like It More?

Blunt Bites January 10, 2011
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Precisely. Which is why Blunt Delivery will soon become the Golden Corral of blogs. See? And you thought there was no possible way I could tie in such a random title to this blog post. How long do we have to be on this journey together before you will stop underestimating my masterful literary skills? [...]

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The Grinch Who Stole Blunt’s Christmas [And A Foxy Giveaway]

Confessions December 13, 2010
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Last year, I was robbed of my Christmas joy. I’m still in hot pursuit of the culprit, but the Grinch is definitely on my short list. For the first time in history, I refused to put up a tree. Suffering from an almost paralyzing depression, those around me grew quite worrisome. My mother, who wouldn’t [...]

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Your Guess Is As Good As Mine [Plus A Christmas Giveaway]

Family Matters December 3, 2010
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UPDATE: Winner of this contest is FAUX TRIXIE!  I took the total number of entries, minus those who opted out cus they live in the UK and the cookies would be gross by then and added one extra entry for those who commented on my column over at The College Crush.  Sometimes, it actually pays [...]

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I’m Offended For Two Reasons

Confessions November 27, 2010
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1. That half of you didn’t even notice I posted a Thanksgiving Giveaway until it was too late to enter. This makes me feel like you’re under some sort of assumption that it’s not worth bothering to check my blog cus I only post like twice a month or something? Pray tell, how and why has your perception [...]

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Thanksgiving Giveaway: Because I’m Thankful For You Believe It Or Not

Giveaways November 20, 2010
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UPDATE: According to Random.org the WINNER IS KARAOKE ACTIVITY PARTNER! Please email me with your address immediately! I woke up to a brilliant idea. This is no different than most days, except today’s brilliant idea means that you are about to win free Thanksgiving cookies from the Bitter Baking Company! These ladies rock my socks. You will [...]

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