Browsing all posts tagged under »chicago«
→ August 13, 2010
No, you’re completely right. That never happened.
It’s almost like my witty, overly-dramatic titles don’t even fool you anymore. I guess that could be a good thing, cus it means we’re getting past the honeymoon phase of our relationship, eh? But if we’re being honest, which I think we are, my mom never thought it would last.
First, I’d [...]
→ June 6, 2009
You know your hair is too long when you have to start using conditioner meant for a horse. Gees, people. I’m just saying. But on a side note, it works rather nicely. So I’ve heard.
People always ask me, actually they harshly criticize and often yell at me, for the fact that I’ve never moved out of this God-forsaken craphole [...]
→ February 22, 2009
Kenny is my best-metro-guy-friend. He’s the marshmallow in my hot chocolate. I have a habit of using our interactions to get a cheap laugh on my website. It’s high time you understood how we met.
It was a cold and rainy night several years ago.
Well, I don’t know about all that, but it was night, for [...]