At first I thought it was a cruel joke. But now I realize that the Osmonds really are never going to go away.
Okay. So in between trying to figure out how I can plan a wedding without losing my mind or offending everyone for life, and then choosing a honeymoon location where I won’t get kidnapped by Pirates, get beaten and left for dead in the town square by a bunch of unruly rebels, or come back with dysentery – I’ve thought a lot about break ups.
These trains of thought are unrelated. I’m pretty sure.
The engagement is still on. As of ten minutes ago.
Break ups are a tricky business. But if those feelings are starting to brew, then please, for the love of living vicariously can you please follow this simple advice?
I wish I’d of had someone to give me such guidance when I was your age.
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But if you are the one being broken up with, don’t forget that I made something a while ago just for you!
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Because I care,