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If This Blog Was A Buffet, Would You Like It More?

Blunt Bites January 10, 2011

Precisely. Which is why Blunt Delivery will soon become the Golden Corral of blogs. See? And you thought there was no possible way I could tie in such a random title to this blog post. How long do we have to be on this journey together before you will stop underestimating my masterful literary skills? [...]

The Grinch Who Stole Blunt’s Christmas [And A Foxy Giveaway]

Confessions December 13, 2010

Last year, I was robbed of my Christmas joy. I’m still in hot pursuit of the culprit, but the Grinch is definitely on my short list. For the first time in history, I refused to put up a tree. Suffering from an almost paralyzing depression, those around me grew quite worrisome. My mother, who wouldn’t [...]

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Your Guess Is As Good As Mine [Plus A Christmas Giveaway]

Family Matters December 3, 2010

UPDATE: Winner of this contest is FAUX TRIXIE! I took the total number of entries, minus those who opted out cus they live in the UK and the cookies would be gross by then and added one extra entry for those who commented on my column over at The College Crush. Sometimes, it actually pays [...]

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I’m Offended For Two Reasons

Confessions November 27, 2010

1. That half of you didn’t even notice I posted a Thanksgiving Giveaway until it was too late to enter. This makes me feel like you’re under some sort of assumption that it’s not worth bothering to check my blog cus I only post like twice a month or something? Pray tell, how and why has your perception [...]

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And We Didn’t Even Go On A First Date

Confessions November 17, 2010

I just feel like it all moved a bit fast. There I was, shirtless. And we hadn’t even bantered about our favorite foods. I didn’t even know his middle name. He had no clue of my sorted past with inappropriate men or that I have a constant desire to buy unnecessary office supplies. I didn’t [...]

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12 Step Breakup Recovery Program

Relationships October 23, 2010

It’s been twelve days since my last post. Accident? Please. We’re not talking about Denny DelVecchio here. I’m trying to subliminally remind that you that the twelve days of Christmas are just around the corner and it’s in your best interest to put the danish down and put the tree up. Don’t be one of those scrooges that [...]

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My Blog Is A Racist And Frankly, I’m Disgusted

Confessions October 9, 2010

[Remember when I told you to check out my Blogboyfriend's interview of me last Saturday but then it wasn't there? Yeaaaa, well that's cus he just posted it. Everything you've ever wanted to know about me but were afraid to ask - right here.] There comes a point in all of our lives where each of us [...]

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Boy + Girl + Blogging + Chicago + Frizzy Hair = BlogDate

Relationships September 29, 2010

Listen. I’ve already paused the Roseanne marathon. I’ve canceled my plans to work out with Jo, the unofficial roommate. And I’m trying to set down my caramel apple spice long enough to type this, but considering it tastes like Christmas morning exploded in my mouth, I can’t make any promises. Why am I going to such extremes, you [...]

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Blog Dating Is The New Black/ eHarmony/ Twitter/ SpeedDate/ Facebook Poke

Relationships September 24, 2010

No. This time I didn’t do anything drastic like move to London or start a retail store or give up tanning. But, I did meet up with a complete stranger from New York for a two-day BlogDate in Chicago, which I may have mentioned one, or fifty times, on my FaceSpace. I had to make [...]

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Remember When You Hated Me, But You Were Lying To Yourself?

Confessions September 19, 2010

“Out beyond the ideas of rightdoing and wrongdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there.” – Rumi So, okay. We’re in the field, you and me. Now, I want you to take a moment. Sit down. Relax. Close your eyes. Clear your mind and try not to ponder the great mysteries of the world such [...]

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