relationships

Life Lately In Pictures: Brought To You By My Camera Phone

Confessions May 20, 2011

It started out like any other Wednesday night in my living room. Except my hip had just popped out of joint, and I was sitting across from my friend Jo, who was wearing an eye patch. I’ll address your concerns later. But basically, she chemically burned her eye and my hip always pops out of [...]

My So-Called Life: If I Could Go Back

Confessions May 13, 2011

With the addition of Netflix into one’s household comes a whole lot of baggage. Like, say, for instance, the fact that I’m re-watching the entire series of My So-Called Life and it’s bringing up a lot of tortured memories. Like how much I’m still in unrequited love with Jordan Catalano and secretly hoping we’ll run [...]

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Blunt Getting Married: Sage Advice From Jennifer Not Aniston

Relationships April 11, 2011

{Listen up Blunt Deliverites. History is being made this very, very instant as I’m about to reveal my very first guest blogger. Remember how I blindsided you awhile back with that minor little announcement about my engagement? Well, there is someone who would like to dispense a lil advice for the Blunt bride-to-be. That someone, [...]

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Blunt Bites: The Girl Who Taught Me More Than High School

Blunt Bites March 14, 2011

[ DISCLAIMER: Blunt Bites break away from my normal, detailed laugh-out-loud (right?) posts. They are like snapshots of a significant part of my life. Sometimes, they're serious. Sometimes, they're funny. But they're always gonna be delicious. Yum. ] It was my very first day of work, and you offered me some of your lunch even though you [...]

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How To Break Up With Someone

Relationships February 24, 2011

At first I thought it was a cruel joke. But now I realize that the Osmonds really are never going to go away. Okay. So in between trying to figure out how I can plan a wedding without losing my mind or offending everyone for life, and then choosing a honeymoon location where I won’t [...]

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Valentine’s Day Is About As Cool As Ke$ha

Confessions February 14, 2011

I just had to check in and see how you are surviving the Empire State Building of Lame Holidays thus far? Me? Eh. Let’s see here. What could I possibly say or do that might lift your spirits on such a dreadful day? Oh, I know, I know!!!!! 1. Make a list of things I [...]

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Valentine’s Day And Other Unfortunate Realities

Confessions February 10, 2011

Lately, I’ve noticed a lot of visitors, dodging the landmines and trekking over mountainous terrains to stop over at my humble, but well decorated corner of the Internets and rest their weary souls. So before I blindside you with what I have to say, which by all accounts will probably alter the course of your [...]

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Blunt Bites: The Boy Who Jumped To Conclusions But Had A Good Singing Voice

Blunt Bites February 6, 2011

[ DISCLAIMER: Blunt Bites break away from my normal, detailed laugh-out-loud (right?) posts. They are like snapshots of a significant part of my life. Sometimes, they're serious. Sometimes, they're funny. But they're always gonna be delicious. Yum. ] I called you one night, out of nowhere. The snow always reminded me of you. At first, you didn’t [...]

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Blunt Bites: The Boy Who Smelled Like Garlic

Blunt Bites January 17, 2011

[ Blunt Bites break away from my normal, detailed laugh-out-loud (right?) posts. They are like snapshots of a significant part of my life. Sometimes, they're serious. Sometimes, they're funny. But they're always gonna be delicious. Yum. ] It was 1999. I got let out of the hospital the same day as my Junior year prom, except it was [...]

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And We Didn’t Even Go On A First Date

Confessions November 17, 2010

I just feel like it all moved a bit fast. There I was, shirtless. And we hadn’t even bantered about our favorite foods. I didn’t even know his middle name. He had no clue of my sorted past with inappropriate men or that I have a constant desire to buy unnecessary office supplies. I didn’t [...]

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