My life began in a unicorn-filled meadow, where I was fed cinnamon rolls for dinner and had sweet dreams of hot pink, glitter-filled balloons.  The only thing I remember getting in trouble for was not finishing a satisfying amount of cinnamon rolls by my mother’s standard-a burden which nearly broke me.  But it was my unlikely cross to bear.  Each night, I painted the neighborhood [...]

Could you please unbundle your panties for a split second?  I’m getting around to part II of the Kenny Chronicles: Risky Doesn’t Begin To Describe This Business, but there are more pressing matters at hand. If I’m being honest - I never cared for Pimps.  Call me a prude. Call me old-fashioned.  Call me closed-minded.  It’s probably [...]

When I watched the Oscars, I thought to myself, “What the heck is this movie that just won everything?  And why haven’t I heard of it?  And why does it have such a dumb name?”  Well, after seeing an interview with the main star Dev Patel, it occured to me that I dated him.  OH, and [...]

Tatum, Tatum, Tatum…   Who the heck are you anyway?  Actress Tatum O’Neil, who has suffered a life long battle with drug and alcohol addictions,  was arrested for possessing crack and cocaine.  When arrested, she rotated between the following three -very believable- responses: 1.  I’m researching a part.  2.  I’m depressed after recently having          to “let my [...]