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September 2001: A Glimpse Into My Life

Confessions September 9, 2011

You’ll have to excuse me, but this summer has been a freak show of chaos and if it weren’t for the expiration date on my mozzarella, I would have had no clue that we were approaching the 10 year anniversary of September 11, 2001. I know lately I’ve put on my introspective alter ego and you’re [...]

Blunt Bites: It Always Comes Down To That One Day

Blunt Bites August 29, 2011

[ Blunt Bites break away from my normal, detailed posts. They are short snapshots of a significant part of my life. Sometimes, they're serious. Sometimes, they're funny. But they're always gonna be delicious. Yum. ] Riding the Underground to I don’t know where, I was writing in my journal and thinking of how well I fit into [...]

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Photo Break: Fall Is Coming And You Better Be Happy About It

Photo Break August 22, 2011

{Photo Break posts aren’t going to have comments enabled. I don’t want you to feel like you’ve got to comment and say, “Oh hey, nice photo!” I mean, that’s like 5 seconds out of your day that you could spend not commenting on my blog, amiright? So, you know, just breathe it in and send [...]

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Understanding Right-Brainers: The Curse Of The Creative

Confessions August 16, 2011

Last night, I had a shocking revelation that I’m cursed. This is even more serious than my nearly fatal, almost-heart-attack and 7 other legitimate, self-diagnosed diseases, except not really. Have I lost you already? Interesting. Maybe it’s because you’re cursed too. Although, I have fruit loops as my screen saver, so I would take my [...]

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Death, Donuts, And A Cigarette In The Morning

Confessions August 11, 2011

I kept a journal over the past week, to help process my thoughts. It’s not the most uplifting, but, it’s life. 8.4.11 {Donuts.} I’m writing this while at the hospital, laying on the bed across from my grandpa. He’s been gasping for breath and finally admits that the smoking got the best of him – [...]

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Blunt Bites: Somewhere Inbetween Victory And A White Flag

Blunt Bites August 3, 2011

[ Blunt Bites break away from my normal, detailed posts. They are short snapshots of a significant part of my life. Sometimes, they're serious. Sometimes, they're funny. But they're always gonna be delicious. Yum. ] I had known it for a while, like the way my mom had known I shouldn’t get in the car that night. [...]

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Gandhi’s Top 4 Tips On How To Have A Crappy Blog

Confessions July 27, 2011

I realize it’s possible that a few of you might have been slightly distracted by the crumbling economy and possible impending doom of our country’s unresolvable debt crisis, therefore you might not have been tuned into the Discovery channel like I was last weekend. And that means, you missed the recent archaeological discovery of a [...]

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The Day I Met Tom Cruise And NBC

Confessions July 18, 2011

Sometimes she will say, “I think I’m losing my mind, Brit. I don’t know up from down anymore.” Then I’ll look at her, smile, and ask, “Which way is up?” She points to the sky; I call her a liar and she laughs. It’s the most appropriate human response I have to fact that she [...]

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Fun Fair = A Loose Interpretation Of Both Fun And Fair

Confessions July 14, 2011

I don’t know if you’ve ever been to a fair or not. Here in the Midwest, fairs are kind of a big deal. It’s all the farmers and corn and cows and stuff. Thus, I have very specific expectations in mind when a “fair” is involved. There needs to be a hint of funnel cakes [...]

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WANTED: Gray Haired African-American Man With Saxophone Skills

Confessions July 8, 2011

[Because it's was my birthday, and because I'm refinishing cabinets and I started a new job, I'm recycling an oldie. If you remember this post, congratulations. You're two years older and still like reading pointless stuff on the INTERNETS.] I’m currently babysitting my best friend’s 6 month old. Yes, the same best friend who pumps breast [...]

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