May 6, 2009

Why I Hate Women: Oh Let Me Count The Ways

in Confessions

As usual, I couldn’t sleep. I ended up watching a classic movie called Penny Serenade.  You know, black & white. Cary Grant. Some prude who never takes off her apron and always buttons her shirt to the top.

I have two words for this movie: lame.

I realize that classic movies are supposed to be the height of Hollywood glamor and awesomeness, but man, they suck. Hardcore. Total snoozefest. I’d rather watch a Matthew McConaughey chick flick. But you know what? I think I’ll keep it on my shelf so people can still think of me as one of those people who appreciates old movies.  As a matter of fact, I’ll set it right next to my antique copy of War & Peace that I’m not even going to pretend that I’ve ever cracked open, which looks great right next to my vintage camera that I’ve never used.

This conversation naturally makes me think of other things that I dislike: women.

When I think back on it, women really haven’t changed all that much since elementary school, when I’d come home and burst out into the ugly cry over something a mean girl did.  I was hoping that when I got past college, they would stabilize.  Nope.  Still crazy. Although the reasons behind the craziness may have changed with time, they are still, very much, crazy.  Hating other women for no good reason. Asking their boyfriends the world’s most stupid questions. Flipping out on poor unsuspecting men.  Bursting with ravenous jealousy. I can’t even count how many women I’ve been told that hate me, that have never actually talked to me.

Let’s look at a few demonstrations of female behavior over the past twenty years of my life.p_792662

[4th GRADE: the betrayals begin]

Me:  Hey Annie, wanna come over tonight and we can organize our sticker collections? [Yes, we really had them]

Annie:  Um, actually, I’m going to Becky’s house after school.  Oh, I don’t think I told you that we had a talk and she wants to be “secret best friends” with JUST me.  Isn’t that mean?

Me: Psssh!  YEA!  I thought we were all best friends?

Annie:  Yea, but she wants to leave you out.

Me:  Well you told her that was a stupid, crappy idea, right?

Annie:  Well, actually…um…. we ARE secret best friends now. Just her and I.

Me:  UM, so I see that our three-way best friend NECKLACES mean nothing to you! Huh? You lying, backstabbing, dirty little tramp!

[10th GRADE: the unwarranted hatred and jealousy begin]

Friend:  [leaning in so close to me that I'm forced inside my locker] Amber doesn’t like you!

Me: What? Wait. Who the heck is Amber?

Friend:  The girl who hangs out with Margie.

Me:   I don’t even know her.

Friend:  But she’s totally spreading rumors about you!

Me:  What?  Rumors? But why?

Friend: Well, she likes Andy.  But Andy likes you.

Me:  Ok. But how can I help THAT?  Besides, I wouldn’t date Andy in a million bagillion years.

Friend:  Well. She’s pissed. And she’s telling everyone you’re a spoiled beotch!

Me: Spoiled? That isn’t even kinda true. I work at Chuck E. Cheese and drive a 1964 Dodge?

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[25 YEARS OLD: the false rumors and accusations begin]

Me:  You know who I really like?  Sandy.  She’s so nice.

Co-worker:  OH, that’s weird. Cus Sandy is not a fan of you.

Me:  Not a fan?

Co-worker:  I overheard her talking to someone, but I can’t say who.  Anyway, she said that the boss favors you cus you got Employee of the Month again.

Me:   But I out-performed everyone in the department?  They would be breaking their own rules by not giving it to me.

Co-worker:   Well I don’t know.  That’s just what I overheard.

Me: What am I supposed to do?  Suck at everything so Sandy will like me?

Co-worker:  I’d try to stay on her good side if I were you.  She’s telling everyone that you’re cheating on your boyfriend.

Me:  WTF?  I don’t even have a boyfriend.

As we can see, there is no rhyme, reason or logic going on here. And I’m not saying I hate all women. Just the ones who are ridiculous.

I have some fabulous lady friends.

OTHER PARTS TO THIS SERIES:

Why I Hate Women Part 7 of 8,964: Mind Warp Trivia

Why I Hate Women: Part 6 of 7,893

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Another Frustrated Female June 28, 2011 at 3:32 am

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” Women are pathetic, too damn emotional and irrational. I recently met a girl i thought was different, turned out I was wrong. That’s all they do.. put on facades to trick us but in reality there are VERY few of them that aren’t mental and/or emotional train wrecks. ”

Exactly. Why do you think so few women can stand to be friends with one another!

As for the girl you thought was different, not all of us are putting on a facade.

Some of us realize we’re royally effed up and we’re trying to change. The problem is, when there’s so much crap to overcome, even a small improvement will look like nothing.

” I’ll admit I’m the nice guy too often… not anymore, after this bullshit I’m just treating women like crap. ”

I’m curious how this will work out for you, since some girls actually seem to like that..

Beth September 8, 2011 at 7:55 pm

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“I can’t even count how many women I’ve been told that hate me, that have never actually talked to me.”

Relate. relate. relate.

I am 27 years old, writer (just like you!), always grew up shy, tall, white, fairly attractive according to boyfriend. There were times when other girlfriends (see? they are back-stabbing) would tell me things about not liking me when they first met me, etc, etc. The thing that pissed me off the most is my quietness and attractiveness (and one could say, inability to be fake) rubbed off on some girls the wrong way. Which is totally odd because I tried to be a really nice person, though quiet.

So needless to say, this has been an issue for me for some time. Today, it made me so mad that I typed in “why i hate women” and saw this post. Thank you for being honest and exposing this irrational nature. I suppose it’s comforting to know that bitchiness and jealousy often go hand in hand, but it still doesn’t make me feel better when girls act this way (I live in Scottsdale, btw – second only to LA when it comes to fake b*tches).

I should also qualify that older more experienced women don’t act this way, or at least not as much. I don’t mind them.

Thanks for letting me vent.

Katie @ Domestiphobia.net September 17, 2011 at 11:36 am

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I’ve always said that women would rule the world if we weren’t such friggin’ biznitches.

And it’s true.
Katie @ Domestiphobia.net recently posted..If This Were A Status Update on Facebook, You Would Have Blocked Me By Now.

Justin September 23, 2011 at 7:58 pm

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Hey, even women recognize their own kind suck. Fuckin’ mutants. They should be bred and sold like dogs and kept out of sight otherwise.

Anonymous November 13, 2011 at 2:50 pm

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Bred like dogs? Have you looked at your own ‘kind’ you snivelling sad little person. What a pathetic excuse for a human you are to even say that! I hope your mother gets raped and then see how you feel about that dick head!

Anonymous December 15, 2011 at 11:57 am

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I totally understand you brother. Just bring them out when needed, otherwise, keep them chained up.

E v a n g e l i n a February 16, 2012 at 7:52 pm

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Then so should you men, seeing as how you’re just as bad. Oh? You didn’t think your gender had any flaws?

Anonymous March 1, 2012 at 1:28 am

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But when everyones in chains…that’s when the world can take a breather

Anonymous March 18, 2012 at 8:10 pm

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I think we should go Al Bundy on’em and start a new fraternal organization of NO MA’AM.

zach October 13, 2011 at 8:14 am

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I don’t really hate women, I’m just tired of being treated badly. I have been married for 25 years, We have stuck by each other through a lot of crap! But we are at a point where we are just two people sharing a house. She has told me for the past 25 years that if I felt like she told me to and did what she told me to do that everybody would be happy. I’m not allowed to have feelings of my own, I’m constantly reminded of the fact that she’s all ways right, and i’m all ways wrong because i’m a man. We have two sons who only treat me good when they want something, the rest of the time I’m the object of disrespect and ridicule. I’m not gay but I have been seriously wondering if I was, would a man treat me any better. This has nothing to do with sex! I just want to be treated like I matter, like I have some kind of worth, I’m tired of women treating me like i’m damaged just because I am a man. I look at the world and I don’t honestly see that your gender is the end all and be all of creation.

anonymous April 18, 2012 at 1:39 pm

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Part of the problem is you. You allowed her to run you around! I’m a woman and when I was with men who I could push around, they stopped getting exciting to me. So when I found someone who put me in place, I stop all my annoying female antics. You gotta just put your foot down and if she ain’t budging, leave her. Find someone who will. Despite all the womens lib crap, deep down they are wired for the control-submission role play. Why do you think that annoying book 50 Shades of Grey is so popular?

Juniper October 28, 2011 at 11:53 am

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I have rarely had any true friends due to what I see as the competitive and bitchy nature of most women. They constantly dig for reasons to hate other women. You can’t be socially vulnerable around them. I learned that the hard way. One fellow mom in my neighborhood dug for past dirt on me. I blushed and she jumped to false conclusions. She spread rumors and the another neighbor and her teenage daughter walked past my house w/ their noses in the air. I developed a nervous social complex around women and compulsively wore a guilty look on my face. I stupidly explained my past tiny mistake (bj to a guy w/ gf, little flirting, lesbian encounter, 1 time fool around w/ separated guy…both were seeing other people). False rumors increased and now everyone knows and hates me. I have 2 sort of friends but all their friends hate me. and let me stress LOVE TO HATE AND ETERNALLY CONDEMN/OSTRACIZE. I don’t get it since I judge noone and if someone did confide in me about something big or small, past or present (my booboo was 17 years ago when i was 22 and single), I would never abandon or betray them.

I guess it’s about power. Their minds are too feeble to realize mistakes can happen and aren’t one-sided and people can go through odd growing pains, people do come from abusive backgrounds. People can quickly get better and be morally perfect forever. But really i think it’s all about power. Evil evil bitches. Die.

Get Sirius November 10, 2011 at 7:49 pm

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Women are a bunch of cunts! Need I say more??!

E v a n g e l i n a February 16, 2012 at 7:46 pm

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No, becuase then you would make a bigger fool out of yourself..

Ffff November 11, 2011 at 3:24 pm

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I totally agree. Women are so disgusting, especially those weepy, emotional ones. Can’t they just get a life and get out of mine?

Red November 12, 2011 at 2:55 am

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@Beth: Way to go. You’ve solidified why most people who hate women feel the way they do–you talk too much and whine and turn everything into an issue about you. Bitch, vent, fish for compliments, try to make a short point but end up with a damn novelette. Score for your gender.

@Justin: Understand the sentiment, but that’s a bit extreme.

@Zach: Resolve to be a second-class citizen in your life and get some on the side. Or if it’s worth it to you, divorce her. After 25 years, you’ve put in your time.

@Juniper: Another one. What the hell are you talking about? You talk too much and you’re all over the place. Emotional and unfocused… you see where this is going, right?

@Ffff: Hell yeah.

Too bad emotions don’t pay bills or solve problems; women would run the world if they did.

The Visionary December 7, 2011 at 3:45 pm

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I agree with everything you’ve written in this article – despite being in a serious relationship and enjoying it, I can’t help but despise a lot of women for their sheer manipulative and changeable characters. There are nice girls out there (luckily for me) but it really gets on my nerves when women:

– Suddenly get upset over nothing
– Claim that ‘there are no nice guys’ and use it as a quid pro quo to be complete bitches and sleep with the first guy they see, while they’re playing with a nice guy’s feelings.
– Constantly try to undermine a man’s confidence whilst changing at will to whiny and pathetic to get some sympathy.
– Refusing under ALL circumstances to admit that they are wrong. (OK, a lot of the time they are right.)
– Unbelievably annoying when they’re with their fellow gender. If they’re not insanely jealous and trying to destroy that girl’s self esteem, then they’re brazenly showing off to try and incite some war.

Now, women can be perfectly lovely. And its not that there aren’t guys out there who are complete idiots. But if they can’t be bothered to stick around and wait for the nice ones they don’t deserve to grovel for them once they’ve slept around with a couple of louts. Fair play.

Anonymous December 9, 2011 at 12:07 am

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really you guys, (and gals I guess, if you want to please your man) this is super nerdy, but the girls from anime and manga are the bomb. they are always submissive, and always cute, and no matter what, they are always horny. wether they admit it or not. unfortunately, this type of woman doesn’t exist in america. why? feminism. equality. rights. let me tell you women something. you cant handle having power, your mind is not capable. but, you get your way in this country. and you have power. and you do a shity job of handling it. if you would just submit, your life would be so much better. but you’re so obsessed with being equal. you would be much more glorified by men if you were different. dumb bitches. its not like you understand what I’m saying. I feel like I’m talking to a fucking animal. oh. I fucking am. I’m going to go get high.

Miss A Guinness December 13, 2011 at 11:52 pm

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I love atypical women; you know, like the ones that actually have a modicum of honor. There was once a man who referred to women as either doormats or goddesses. This sentiment led to him being charged as a womanizer, but honestly- how more right could he be? Being a goddess has nothing to do with looks, material, status, etc. Honor, ladies- get some.

Stopgap December 14, 2011 at 11:58 pm

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This is really an interesting post. but the truth is that women are truly insane. It’s biological. Logic means nothing for a woman. In fact, many women have a device in their bathrooms which they hate called a scale. We know that they hate it because the step on it everyday and call it a liar even when the Know that it’s telling the truth. It’s the vanity of the fairer sex. They will all say that there are no nice guy when many of them have a nice guy for their second boyfriend. The primary one gets all the benefits and the secondary one gets the shit she knows the primary one doesn’t care about and would dump her in an instant if she started on with it. They are too needy. They say men only want one thing. What else are they good for?

Nietzsche December 22, 2011 at 10:24 am

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My girlfriend is going to lunch with some other guy today, probably a nice guy. She keeps asking me if I’m jealous/upset and I just laugh at her. I don’t give a shit because I know women are retarded and never satisfied with anything. I literally feel sick just talking to them, ESPECIALLY in a crowded public place. It’s just awkward every time.

E v a n g e l i n a February 16, 2012 at 7:45 pm

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False..

Morgue1334 January 18, 2012 at 5:56 am

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Men kill their brothers to become as rugs for women. Kill those men and kill most women. They are worthless, inbred maggots. They need to be done with. That’s the only way to stop them. Kill most women and the men who worship them. Fucking idiot men who worship a woman cause of her stupid looks. GODDAMN that’s stupid. The dumbest thing to do. What shallow fucks everywhere these dayz. You deprive other people of their life, you narcissistic cunts, that means you’ll die in fucked ways haha. I know you probably wanted to mock me for being a ‘geek’, hahahha. I’ll bite your babies heads off and wank. That ought to give you purpose hahahha. I’ll fuck your eyes with sandpaper you dumb whores. You hate everything, so you reap what you sow you cunts. You don’t want romance or love, so stop crying. You can’t respect. You deserve worse than torture and I’ll personally enjoy watching it and wanking to it. Fuck porn, there’s no love in porn. There’s more love of torture. I hope someone cuts your mother’s head off and sends it to your dad so he knows he was a fucking loser for marrying. You’re a loser too cause you probably want your dad to be tortured so you can wank with your dog, cause women love to fuck anything that moves. So do men, though not as much as women. Women just hide it better so they can piss on men’s faces and dance like fucking cunts, hopping around crying and screaming like little fucking dumb shitballs flopping around. Flop flop shit ball women. That’s how women appear to me, like shit balls. I’d find a fat ‘ugly’ women as beautiful if she mere accepted me. But fuck that, I’m Bi, I’ll take a guy any day. I’ll take a woman to be my clown, though.

E v a n g e l i n a February 16, 2012 at 7:45 pm

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Everything you just said is what some women thing of you men. Why? Because like you, they generalize everyone as if they know eveyone on this earth. But they don’t and neither do you. Claiming you know how eveyone is without even truely knowing them is your loss in my opinion. I know men can be fools but so can women and not all women and men are that way so to me, there is not point in catagorizing everyone into what I may think they are. Afterall I would be offended if someone had the audacity to claim they already know what kind of person I am when they have never known me to begin with. So why would I to that to others? Being irrational is dangerous.

Thiago January 19, 2012 at 11:28 pm

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Lol!
So lemme get this straight ok? Your a women who wanna fuck another women and is pissed of cuz cant find a normal women (like yourself!!!)
Lollllllll
Ok… Lets forget the lesbonic part.
Honey, people is very complicated you see but, women is even more complicated then normal.
For ages they had to make prety good “selections” to survive in this world. You know, cuz they allways got pregnant… and couldnt get a job for a very long time…

Ok so, you see, in their genes, they still feel like their survival is in play so they feel instinctivly atracted to sucsessful man, wealthy man. So, speaking the truth, yeah, women sell their vaginas and their anus to the higher biders… thats about it. Also they they still are false, manipulative, cuz they have developed these tools for their survival, to deal with the dumb man.

But now women get the same oportunities, the same rights then most men get, but still are affected by that behavior you see… so now they still choose wealthy , rich and spoiled mans, but not for marriage of for raising families so…. theres a conflict… nowadays women are fuked up, really.

You should stay with man. You can still find sincere, honest, even romantic guys. Some who are virgin at the age of 20s, pure, some who believe that women are frail and need someone to take good care of them :P

Yeah… its bullshit I know, but theres a lot of guys like that around. They play videogames and stuff :P

Now, the ladies, most of them lose their virginities when they are at 14s. By the 20s they have sucked so many dicks, cheated so many times, had so much anal sex, they just use their bodies to get more fun… Theres some kind of inversion… You cant trust them your feelings!

Im a guy, Im not a homosexual and, therefore, i like pussy. But really, women suck… literally and metaphorically so… get yourself a nice, sensitive, caring man and stop crying over the damn pussy.

Ok?

Al Durani Vitaz February 10, 2012 at 9:24 am

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HMMMM MUCH OF THE PROBLEM IS CULTURAL.

I came to usa at a young ago about 23 years ago and am now 32. The problem is that I have seen feminism go rampant in america around 10 years after I came here. It is a disease that has caused america to have no morals in society and already america was decadent when I came here. The problem is that now women are as immoral and many times WORSE than men and this is something that no normal man or woman will tolerate!

It is very difficult for a normal man or woman to live in the usa now. And these filthy people want to spread their american culture to around the globe?? It would be sheer madness to let them do this. This is why I pray everyday that Allah has mercy on us and destroys the usa. What this place has become is so low that I could not have fathomed it ever.

E v a n g e l i n a February 16, 2012 at 7:29 pm

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Though I am a girl, I can’t really understand some of the things girls do and why!

1. Why are(some)women so emotional?
Even as a girl myself I honestly can’t answer that. I personally don’t see it as a good thing to let your emotions rule your being, when you do that, you’ll just cause yourself to be easily swayed and loose sight of your reason&logic. The most trouble I have with being emotionally unstable is my temper(got that from my dad) lol

2. Why are(some) women so shallow?
Well I’d answer that with why are(some) men so shallow?
And then conclude it to be halfly the fault of the media for setting such a bad example for people.

3. Why are(some)women so materialistic?
I could never understand this one!Men are too, but one thing about women’s materialistic behavior that angers me, is their obssession with flashy expensive wedding rings! It’s a symbol of love people! Not how much your man has in the bank! *facepalm* and don’t even get me started on the shoes!High heels and stilettos!? Forget it! If I can’t walk, run, or fight in them I’m not wearing them. I don’t even consider them shoes, I like to call them foot accessories.

4. Why do(some) women play “coy” or “hard to get”?
Another thing I can’t stand about some women! For once I can’t say I’ve seen a man do this. I always thought this was a terrible “test” method to use on men. Either you like them and want them or you don’t, just make up your mind! Speaking of making up your mind, this leads us to…

5. Why are(some)women so indecisive?
I think that the emotionally unstable issue I mentioned in #1 plays a big part in the reason, if not the entire reason. Though men can be just as bad. Humans period can be indecisive. Once again a dangerous lack of rationality and reason.

6. Why do(some)women worry so much about appearance?
I never undertood peoples obsession with looks. I know it feels great to look good but some women act as if it’s the be all and end all of their existance.
“Do these cloths look bad on me?”
“does this make me look fat?”
“does my hair look bad?”
“does my make-up look terrible?”
And notice how they get shocked and offended when you answer “yes” to any of those! As if they’re expecting a “you look great!” eveytime they ask. What’s the point of asking questions like that if you don’t want an honest answer?
“Flaunt it while you have it” is a terrible reason in my opinion. Because “flaunting it” mught give you some greatly unwanted attention.

Lastly
As many questions as I have about why some women are so foolish, really it all concludes to why are some people so foolish?
From what i’ve learned, having any flaw is not gender specific, it just matters on how you were raised and what environment you were raised in. In all how you were taught and what your perception of things are.
Men and women have flaws, but ridiculing and tearing eachother down about it is not going to solve anything.

Throwing the whole barrel of apples under the bus just because of a few rotten ones is pretty low in my opinion. Starting off your vent with “why I hate women” probably would have been better if you said “why I hate(some)women.” But I guess that’s jut me. Farewell

Aaron February 18, 2012 at 7:49 pm

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I absolutely hate women as well. Fickle, confused, selfish, lying little fucks. They’ve done nothing but leave a wake of torment and pain in the lives of those around, including my own. As for me, a lot of it is because I loved and cared too much, but no more. It’s only pure hatred now. And it all started with my mother cheating on my father because of a slew of nonsensical reasons upon which even she can’t agree with own fucking self were true. Every girlfriend who I treated with the utmost dignity and respect, and who I loved as best as I could, I could never please because I just was never good enough, or good looking enough, or sucessful enough. Blah, blah, fucking blah. I hate them all with all the passion I can possibly fathom. I guess this is what happens when one finally discovers the root of his suffering: rage and hatred become his life. It’s just sad because ending my life wouldnt be an act of desperation but merely for the misfortune of knowing I’m still attracted to these fucking things.

Aaron February 18, 2012 at 8:21 pm

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I just wish I could be a child again, unperceptive of people’s corruption and BS, especially women’s. Life was so much simpler back then. Now all I feel is anger, bitterness, loathing, loneliness, despair, and misery. Oh and utter heartbreak, ALL THE TIME. It’s a never ending battle…and it wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for WOMEN. If it wasn’t for my mother’s promiscuity, my step mother’s extremely abusive behavior, my girlfriends’ fickleness, shallowness, selfishness and pretentiousness. (The list can go on and on for at least a fucking paragraph.)

People say, “Oh, the right one is out there,” and “don’t judge an entire race off a few ‘bad apples’.” Well, I’m sorry, I’m a very logical person and I judge things by trend. If every women in my goddamn life has been a piece of shit how the hell can I NOT judge every women on the planet, when ever women I see resembles, acts and appears to be the same? Sorry, I can’t risk being destroyed over and over again. Women has devoured every ounce of kindness and love I’m capable of giving them, so I just can’t help being a complete and absolute asshole to every single one I come across without feeling completely elated. Fuck them all.

Ravi February 20, 2012 at 10:41 am

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I Hate females so much, Specially in their period times, Licking

Anonymous February 20, 2012 at 11:21 pm

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My two main problems with women is that so many of you refuse to take responsibility, especially emotional responsiblity for the things you do and say; and a general lack of selflessness, which you nevertheless always expect from your significant other.

Now, as a guy I am well aware that most guys are no saints, either. But some of the behavior I’ve seen from women, and even more so the way they process resp. don’t process it, is appalling to say the least.

E.g. far too many women who cheat on their spouses never even *think* of themselves as cheaters. It always “somehow just happened to them”. But they’re “totally not a slut”. In fact, since “it happened to them”, it’s not somthing they did, so they’re not responsible, and thus they don’t feel guilty.

At 33, I can probably look forward to being cheated on a couple more times. And when it comes out, it’s invariably the guy’s fault. Either he works too much, or he works too little. He’s either neglecting her, or being too clingy. But it’s his fault, never hers.

The other thing, selflessness. As a guy, I hate typical girlfriend ideas, like going to street fair on saturday. But, I know that it makes her happy, so I’ll play along. And not as in “letting myself be dragged along”. No, I’ll come to her and suggest it myself. Only because I know it’ll make her even happier. True selflessness doesn’t ask for anything in return. I’m not reminding her, not implicitly let alone explicity, that I’m actually doing her a favor. I want her to be happy.

The problem? Most women will instantly take it for granted and will not be grateful at all. If you don’t remind them that you’re in fact just doing them a favor and that you’d rather do something entirely different than spending your saturday outside in the cold looking at self-made trash, she’ll assume that you’re into it yourself. And I kind of can be. The appetite comes while eating, in a manner of speaking. Approaching things with a positive attitude even though you are not initially into it yourself and you would never seek it out on your own, goes a long way toward that activity being way more fun that if you’re in that mindset of merely letting yourself be dragged along.

But women, on the other hand, have never shown that same level of selflessness in a relationship, even though I’m not a difficult guy to figure out and the things I’m into are neither gross nor complicated to guess at or realize. And even if women do you a favor, they will always remind you that they are “just doing it for you”, and by extension, that you owe them something in return. But that’s not a real favor, then. It’s not one of those little mutual gestures of selflessness that (in my hopeful, naive male dreams) make a good relationship work.

Most women only ever take, and never give. At least that is my personal experience. I’m afraid I will never again… well, not never again trust women, so much as not trust *my own* trust in any woman. They are horrible, absusive beings, by and large. And at my age, the good ones are all taken.

Meh March 1, 2012 at 7:45 pm

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I think it’s just the whole human race that I hate.

Crooked March 2, 2012 at 10:12 pm

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So I’m a gay guy that hates women. No… not a straight man that ‘turned’ gay because I hate women (the way there are many ‘lesbians’ are only lesbian because they hate men) I’m just regular ole gay. Anyway… because I’m pretty unassuming as a gay guy with my redneck look at all LOL. My build and looks (not trying to be conceited) have made me generally popular with women. Of course, I have no interest in them so I usually just ignore them…. but I’ve noticed something…. the more I ignore the more they want me… if I get rude about it they want me more! The point I’m making is it proves to me that nice guys do finish last. Women make no sense whatsoever. Women are attracted to guys that are assholes because deep down they want a man to control them. I’ve never understood it. Do you want to be an equal… or do you want to be submissive… do you want to be the bread winner or do you want to be a mommy… it is a constant stream of contradictions. What pisses me off more is if I tell a women I’m gay she a) doesn’t believe me and keeps on OR b) she thinks it’s her cue to be my BFF. If they go into BFF mode I find it so ironic that they talk to me like I’m their ‘girlfriend’ which includes talking freely, sexualizing men in the same way she DOESN’T want to be sexualized… or it’s just bitch bitch bitch about her boyfriend… or wait… she has a BOYFRIEND!?! What a slut! Women want to be the fairer sex… complete with doors opened for them… and want to be in charge at the same time… MAKE UP YOUR MIND! Have you noticed how it’s completely okay for a women to say ‘men are pigs’ yet if a man says something similar (which is also less common) that he is completely ostracized. I was born gay… but I wasn’t born a woman hater… however, being a gay man has given me insight into how badly women treat men and also to their true UGLY selves.

Anonymous March 8, 2012 at 3:58 pm

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Women are over 50% of the world population. Just because you can’t get one to like you doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with them. In fact, it’s probably wise on their part.

B March 8, 2012 at 11:45 pm

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This is the most idiotic article I have ever read. Don’t any of you realise that people are just people? This internalized misogyny has got to stop. It’s utter bullcrap. I know bitchy men AND women and I’m sure you all do, this makes me sad for the whole human race.

Angelina March 18, 2012 at 1:35 am

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I am a girl.
18 years.
I LOVE reading these comments! Haha! Seeeew funnay!
Haters gonna hate…
Man you guys… Just chill, aight?
Like I always say, “Calm your tits!” or I guess since you’re all mostly guys (I won’t call you ‘men’ because real men don’t behave this way), “Calm yor balls”. But it’s not as fun as saying ‘calm your tits’.
If you’re spending your whole life being angry… then you’re not living life to the fullest. C’mon, that shit ain’t fun.
And if you’re a straight angry man…. Well, heh, good luck finding some pussy Who loves opression. :P
I’m a girl who doesn’t do all that crazy women stuff (gasp!)
I hate shopping
Tons of makeup? No thanks.
I love video games
My hair? Lol haven’t brushed it in a week.
Did I mention that I hate shopping?
…Anyway… no matter what I say you’re going to respond with cruel comments..
But dats aight! I don’t intend on reading them.
Treat others as you yourself would want to be treated. Just be patient.
I’m a woman, I’m patient… are you?

Tallie March 31, 2012 at 9:06 pm

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Oh God reading that was unbearable. You knows what’s worse than girls who act like entitled princesses? It’s the anti-princess girls acting like cool shit because they “aren’t like other girls.” “Oh hurr durr I love video games and I hate makeup aren’t I swell?” You wants guys to notice you, just like the vain princesses, you’re just using different tactics honey.

Anonymous March 23, 2012 at 12:02 pm

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This entire comments thread (with a few exceptions) makes me want to weep for the condition of the entire human race. I have never understood how people can so easily lump all females OR all males into these stereotypical categories. I am female and happily married to a “nice guy.” The main difference between him and these nice guys that whine because, no matter what they do, women walk on them is that he is a genuinely nice person WITHOUT being a doormat. If you walk around being needy with women (and trust me, a ton of men out there are), you are going to attract the these shallow, vindictive bitches you are speaking of. The good women are going to run away as fast as they can, because you are coming off as a needy, emotional wreck of a person that is desperate for female attention. Nice guys are attractive to sane women, doormat guys are not! Just like needy doormat women, they always end up getting hurt and eventually grow to hate men. They never look inside and try to work on themselves and their own emotional issues. They are attracting assholes every time, and don’t even realize it. Eventually, they come to believe that these must represent all men, because it is all they have experienced. This is bullshit! Both genders in this country have an insane amount of assholes, and I think much of this is due to media influence. The media has taught women to be vain, materialistic, shallow bitches and men to be arrogant, chauvanistic, shallow pricks for decades. Rise above this shit, people. How bout we start by looking at everyone as HUMAN first, gender second. The false assumptions and hating are not going to change anything, it is only fueling the fire.

Anonymous March 23, 2012 at 12:14 pm

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To all these people going on and on about how badly women treat men…do you honestly believe the reverse is not true? Most women who treat men poorly either A)Learned this behavior through home life or our lovely media, or B) Have been incredibly hurt by men themselves, and eventually reach a breaking point and become emotionally cold and uncaring. You know how many women I know that hate men because of the domestic violence, rape, molestation they had to endure? My own mom lived in constant fear for 11 years because my violent father constantly reminded her that he would kill her if she left. She was beaten on many occasions while I sat in my room crying because I was too scared to try to help her. Luckily, some people (men and women) learn to mature and overcome this shit. When you get past your own pain, you start to realize that there ARE plenty of good men and women walking around out there. Look inside yourself first…most of us perpetuate our own misguided perceptions about people without even realizing we are doing it. And when you do meet assholes of either gender, just walk away. They are not worth making yourself feel miserable over. Fuck ‘em.

lindsey March 28, 2012 at 2:36 pm

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I have a question for the woman who wrote the origional post. What do you think of lesbians? Do you hate them too?

As for a lot of the comments, these posts are crazy and full of anger. This is just a waste of energy, its not possible for every woman or man on the planet to be the same as every other woman or man. People who are thinking this way need to travel more, even if its only visiting different parts of your own state or country. As for feminism being the cause of americas problems, its not, none of the arab countrys have feminism and men treat women there a lot worse then american men ever have or will. Feminisms main problem was that it broke the old structures down, then went away without building a new way of living. Many feminists had no real idea of what true equality is or how to get it. But this does not matter as soon it will return in a new way and tie up all the loose ends.

I too am disturbed at how nasty some women can be to each other, how much envy of each other drives them to oppress other women. I did not get to find out that things were like this until my middle 20′s when i went to university. I know now that its not just men who have held women back, so realise that feminism in its old format can never free humans from gender inequality. There have been many times in my life where i have felt a woman has been to blame for holding me back in some way, and many times where a man has helped me in ways feminism would not expect. Not all women are like this though, it tends to be a certin type and it makes me womder if these types are insecure about there selves as people even though they appear secure and confident when there bitching.

so very true March 30, 2012 at 4:13 pm

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there are so many LOW LIFE LOSER WOMEN today. why is that? there are so many nasty women out there that have a very bad attitude problem. were you women abused by your parents and the men that you were once with at the time? is that the problem? do you women hate us men, and desire women instead? so what is the damn problem that you women have today, against men? there are many of us good men that are still available and hoping to meet a good woman today, if there are any good ones left.

SomeAsshole March 31, 2012 at 7:59 pm

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I love you. I was once severely misogynistic until I discovered a nice little article of a young lady displaying her hatred for women. Now, I am less of a misogynist and see there’s hope for the female gender. It’s hard being a straight male who desires women but hates how irrational and flat out retarded they are. All the majority of them do is complain, and use their emotional logic instead of their rational logic. And even worse they rarely have any useful skills and would probably die out without a man to inform them of something useful. Of course I’m only generalizing and don’t believe all of them are this way, but most of them sadly, are. I could honestly point out much more about what makes them fucked in the head but in an effort to not ramble on I won’t. I enjoy you’re sarcasm and bluntness and applaud your seemingly intelligent attitude as well as your ability to actually bring something to the table other than a pretty face.

absolutely right says April 2, 2012 at 11:24 pm

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there are so many LOW LIFE LOSER WOMEN today, unlike years ago when they were much more educated. what makes you women so damn STUPID? most of them are so nasty to talk too. try reading a book on HOW TO TALK TOO MEN BETTER, and change your damn attitude. you women are certainly the reason, why so many of us men cannot meet DECENT WOMEN today.

sigh April 3, 2012 at 12:39 am

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Aaaaah. One day, I will become a hermit, live in some remote mountain range, and I won’t have to deal with this shit.

Anonymous April 3, 2012 at 9:02 pm

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I’ll start off by saying this is purely a vent and not aimed at all women. I know a few that I trust my secrets to and treat me well. However, there are so many god damn psychotic bitches out there with a low enough self esteem to just sell their bodies. I see it so often, beautiful women that have no pride in themselves just waiting for the next man to come and fuck her. It also pisses me off how women show so much these days, but then get super annoyed when you actually look. I hate how women manipulate other people without any guilt at all. It just happened to me today. She sent me some pictures of her to me, flirted with me, and then completely ignored me and only answered my questions with a “yea” or “no”. She acted like she didnt care, and she broke my heart again, and shes broken it plenty of times. I’m also incredibly sick of men not ever being good enough. My last girlfriend of almost 6 months broke up with me because apparently I was to skinny and I didn’t talk to her ever single second of the day and my hair didn’t look amazing ever second of the god damn day. I loved her as best I could, invested my heart and soul into that women and she turned around and fucked me. They’re greedy little whores that just want to marry the richest business man they can find, and then they cheat on their husbands because their husbands don’t provide them with everything they need. Now like I said, all women aren’t like this. My few chic friends that I actually keep around are some of the nicest people ever. And I believe that only the U.S. has this problem with their women. For gods fucking sake, I used to know a girl who lost her virginity in the 5th grade. Thats fucking nasty.

F u April 6, 2012 at 8:47 am

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Women are evil. No questions asked.

lfsabtch April 6, 2012 at 9:59 pm

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women are the devil.
they pollute your mind
when they find you then take control
with the hole
then they roll
that’s why i stay away
or its you whose going pay
because they don’t play.
just heed what i say

lfsabtch April 6, 2012 at 10:02 pm

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not mine check out ICP for more bitch hating sayings quotes lyrics and songs

Wow April 14, 2012 at 2:35 pm

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Woman #1: Women are so stupid, I hate them.
Woman #2: I agree. We’re so subtly manipulative and crazy.
Some guy: Right on, maybe you guys can do something about it now.
Women 1 and 2: Shut up you sexist pig!

*facepalm*

Jemimah April 17, 2012 at 9:47 pm

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all the men who replied with such venom are clearly porn obsessed faggots who couldn’t get laid in a brothel , women hate each other because of a stupid games men set in motion eons ago and our own vanity, beautiful women often fall victim to this so called bitchiness because of this stupid game we keep playing along with, you might not think you’re playing but sure as the sun rises you are we have all been fooled into believing our sexuality is our power using it against each other like a weapon, but this is how most men like it. As the old saying goes why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free, if you want other women t like you you have to present yourself as less of a threat to what she has worked hard to gain because as us ladies all know men are hard animals to train LoL

Richard Mann May 4, 2012 at 5:34 pm

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ur the looser and i can tell ur a woman… ‘women hate each other because of a stupid games men set in motion eons ago’. what a load of shit. women hate women cause they hate themselves and cause they cant help it. they emotions control them. women are weak and good for nothing but sex and makin babies

Carmine May 8, 2012 at 8:18 pm

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Hey Richard. You are the real loser. You are not even a man, but a faggot who hates women.

Richard Mann May 4, 2012 at 5:32 pm

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only thing I want from a woman is sex. I have tried and tried to live with them and make relationships work but it seems as if the woman want to wreck it. They ALWAYS have something to gripe about, always some sort of unwarranted bullshit. making issues out of shit that a issue dont need to be made of. yeah us men ain’t perfect by no means but women are not perfect in every way. and they will stay that way until us men stop giving in and taking their crap. that is the only way it will change. it can be done. there are more women in the world than men which means we are the commodity and they must chase us. no longer must we chase them. they are weak, useless and only good for sex and making babies. they let emotion run them and all that is bad about emotions can come out at any given time and for no reason at all. If men stand up to this weaker sex things will change. they follow our lead and our lead now is us giving into their bullshit. its just like a child and a parent relationship. the kid is gonna get away with whatever the parent lets them get away with. same thing applies to women. once us guys stop taking they shit as a whole we will be ok.

Carmine May 8, 2012 at 8:22 pm

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Oh Richard. I’m a guy, and I love women no matter what. I’ve been through relationships with women, and unlike you, I can be very patient with their whine. Besides, your statement is just a bigot, full of vocabs that are mistaken. You want sex from women, then I can’t wait for you to get AIDS! Hear that? AIDS! AND STDs, good luck having sex with women, Richard Nonmann.

Richard Mann May 4, 2012 at 5:35 pm

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if ur just a friend with women u might not get treat so badly but once u get involved with them it goes south that very day

Carmine May 8, 2012 at 8:25 pm

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Shut up, n*gger.

Whatever May 4, 2012 at 9:32 pm

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I especially hate the women who wear high heels just to hear themselves walk. They really get a kick out of listening to themselves move. That has got to be saddest realization of women, period. To be their own form of entertainment. Why cant I hear of an event where someone impales a woman with her own high heels so she can be at one with her heels? Women, get sneakers. You look ridiculous and needy in high heels.

dr. theopolus May 12, 2012 at 10:35 pm

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Dumb, stupid bitchs! lol lol lol lol

NEVER WRONG SAYS May 17, 2012 at 8:49 am

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it is so sad that many of us STRAIGHT GUYS have to deal with such LOW LIFE LOSER GARBAGE WOMEN TODAY. women have certainly CHANGED , and years ago they were MUCH MORE EDUCATED. it is so very true what the other person has said about women being so ROTTEN NOW, and i definitely will AGREE on this. when i try to start a CONVERSATION with the one that i would like to meet, she will walk away from me, and be VERY NASTY with me and tell me to not bother her at all. so how in the world can you meet women today, since they are SO MEAN NOW. it is very true that there are so many LESBIANS TODAY, and this certainly adds to the problem. it now appears that all the GOOD WOMEN have been taken, and all the GARBAGE IS LEFT.

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