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The Easter Bunny Can Suck It

Confessions April 13, 2009
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It’s Easter.  I’m sitting next to my dad in church.  All of the sudden, right before the service starts he turns to me and grabs my arm: Dad: Oh, you know what? Me: What’s that? Dad: I heard Yanni is coming out with a new CD. If this conversation isn’t the right way to kick off Easter, [...]

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Dear Rickety Old Lady,

Confessions March 28, 2009
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I think now would be a perfect time to discuss goals.  Making them, keeping them.  For example, one of my goals in the New Year was to stop procrastinating. Actually, you know what?  I don’t have time for this, let’s talk about it next week.  But what I DO think we should talk about today is [...]

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Kenny Chronicles: Technologically Challenged

Confessions March 22, 2009
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So Kenny, my metrosexual best friend and I are doing some errands around town, when my mom calls: Mom:  I have a pretty serious problem. Me: What’s wrong?!? Mom:  I can’t watch any of my shows.   And Dancing With The Stars is premiering tonight and I can’t watch that either! Me:  Why? Do you want me to tape [...]

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Look, Do You Want To Die?

Confessions March 18, 2009
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I’m sure you’d never guess it now, but I was a strange child. I grew up in the country so my days consisted of collecting caterpillars, creating my own farmer’s market,  and attempting to build tree forts that definitely endangered the safety of not only my life but also of my one neighbor friend that [...]

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Like Black On A Chalkboard

Family Matters February 24, 2009
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One of my goals for 2009 was to “stop fabricating the truth”  so that means that what you are about to witness is definitely legit. My family is hilarious.  We’re like the token Italian family they always showcase in movies, who talk over eachother and have 8 different conversations happening at once.  Except, my mom [...]

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