It comes as absolutely zero surprise to me that my most popular post continues to be Why I Hate Women: Let Me Count The Ways.  In fact, I still even get comments on it here and there.  Why is this?  Because everyone hates women.  And in their desperation, they have found a safe place where that ideal will not [...]

My father, a self-proclaimed hippie and raging alcoholic until the day he met my gorgeous mother, wore a brown leisure suit and platform shoes to his wedding.  I forgive him for this offense, only because my mother wore a black, sparkly pantsuit. ALERT: I’m about to get all personal up on this blog.  Something which few [...]

As usual, I couldn’t sleep. I ended up watching a classic movie.  You know, black and white… Cary Grant…  some painfully prudish woman, who never takes off her apron and high heels.  And let me tell you something: it sucked.  Hardcore. I know that saying you like to drink coffee and watch “old movies” on a [...]

The bigger issue is why are so many of you interested in this seemingly grotesque and morbid story?  Are there not enough battered-wife Lifetime Mini-Series to hold your attention?  Do you not even bat an eyelash at the fact that there’s some kind of a natural disaster occurring in every province of every country on [...]

1.  If you should see fit - slice and dice your wife in a fit of vicious rage, leave bloody evidence all over, and the judicial system will turn a blind eye.  Because hey, jealously happens.    2. You may also kill your wife’s lover during said vicious rage.  Again, because why wouldn’t you?   3.  Time to get in touch [...]