Confessions
April 10, 2009
I’m putting on the cloak of honesty right now. It’s not even mine, I borrowed it permanently from a friend. But still, you know what’s coming. Please listen carefully: All my Facebook amigos, I love you. Really, I do. Because of this ingenious billion dollar idea, [that again, I couldn't seem to have thought of because I was too busy planning other people's weddings or [...]
Don’t even act like you’re done reading…. →
by Blunt Delivery
Relationships
April 1, 2009
I want you all to know that it’s so deliriously late right now that I don’t even have any midnight oil left, I’m running on fumes. Or smoke. Or whatever would be left after you’ve burnt a crap ton of oil. Coldplay is my only companion at such an hour, so consider yourselves a priority. And I’m about to mesmerize [...]
Don’t even act like you’re done reading…. →
by Blunt Delivery
