As usual, I couldn’t sleep. I ended up watching a classic movie called Penny Serenade. You know, black & white. Cary Grant. Some prude who never takes off her apron and always buttons her shirt to the top.
I have two words for this movie: lame.
I realize that classic movies are supposed to be the height of Hollywood glamor and awesomeness, but man, they suck. Hardcore. Total snoozefest. I’d rather watch a Matthew McConaughey chick flick. But you know what? I think I’ll keep it on my shelf so people can still think of me as one of those people who appreciates old movies. As a matter of fact, I’ll set it right next to my antique copy of War & Peace that I’m not even going to pretend that I’ve ever cracked open, which looks great right next to my vintage camera that I’ve never used.
This conversation naturally makes me think of other things that I dislike: women.
When I think back on it, women really haven’t changed all that much since elementary school, when I’d come home and burst out into the ugly cry over something a mean girl did. I was hoping that when I got past college, they would stabilize. Nope. Still crazy. Although the reasons behind the craziness may have changed with time, they are still, very much, crazy. Hating other women for no good reason. Asking their boyfriends the world’s most stupid questions. Flipping out on poor unsuspecting men. Bursting with ravenous jealousy. I can’t even count how many women I’ve been told that hate me, that have never actually talked to me.
Let’s look at a few demonstrations of female behavior over the past twenty years of my life.
[4th GRADE: the betrayals begin]
Me: Hey Annie, wanna come over tonight and we can organize our sticker collections? [Yes, we really had them]
Annie: Um, actually, I’m going to Becky’s house after school. Oh, I don’t think I told you that we had a talk and she wants to be “secret best friends” with JUST me. Isn’t that mean?
Me: Psssh! YEA! I thought we were all best friends?
Annie: Yea, but she wants to leave you out.
Me: Well you told her that was a stupid, crappy idea, right?
Annie: Well, actually…um…. we ARE secret best friends now. Just her and I.
Me: UM, so I see that our three-way best friend NECKLACES mean nothing to you! Huh? You lying, backstabbing, dirty little tramp!
[10th GRADE: the unwarranted hatred and jealousy begin]
Friend: [leaning in so close to me that I’m forced inside my locker] Amber doesn’t like you!
Me: What? Wait. Who the heck is Amber?
Friend: The girl who hangs out with Margie.
Me: I don’t even know her.
Friend: But she’s totally spreading rumors about you!
Me: What? Rumors? But why?
Friend: Well, she likes Andy. But Andy likes you.
Me: Ok. But how can I help THAT? Besides, I wouldn’t date Andy in a million bagillion years.
Friend: Well. She’s pissed. And she’s telling everyone you’re a spoiled beotch!
Me: Spoiled? That isn’t even kinda true. I work at Chuck E. Cheese and drive a 1964 Dodge?
[25 YEARS OLD: the false rumors and accusations begin]
Me: You know who I really like? Sandy. She’s so nice.
Co-worker: OH, that’s weird. Cus Sandy is not a fan of you.
Me: Not a fan?
Co-worker: I overheard her talking to someone, but I can’t say who. Anyway, she said that the boss favors you cus you got Employee of the Month again.
Me: But I out-performed everyone in the department? They would be breaking their own rules by not giving it to me.
Co-worker: Well I don’t know. That’s just what I overheard.
Me: What am I supposed to do? Suck at everything so Sandy will like me?
Co-worker: I’d try to stay on her good side if I were you. She’s telling everyone that you’re cheating on your boyfriend.
Me: WTF? I don’t even have a boyfriend.
As we can see, there is no rhyme, reason or logic going on here. And I’m not saying I hate all women. Just the ones who are ridiculous.
I have some fabulous lady friends.
OTHER PARTS TO THIS SERIES:
Why I Hate Women Part 7 of 8,964: Mind Warp Trivia
Why I Hate Women: Part 6 of 7,893
Dear Haters, Why Do You Love Me So Much?
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I just found your blog. It’s hilarious. Enough said. Women are more like Frenemies, you never know when they are going to attack you. Besides you know your fabulous when you have haters.
@ Todra:
stupidass
@ Steve:
amen brother
Leroy Brown said:
for real? your a dumbass
I hate my own mother and sister. I mean despise them, not in a ho ho, jolly good laugh at the differences between the sexes sort of way. I hate them both from the pit of my stomach. Every time I go near them they team up and tell me what a worthless waste of air I am and how I’ll never mean anything to anyone, anywhere, and I’ll die broke, stupid, jobless and alone. I’m going to move to fucking Iceland and not tell either of them where I’m going or when. I’d say it would be fun to make them worry, but my sister at least regularly tells me that she hopes I die, so who knows.
I don’t know a single man on this earth who would ever talk to a member of their family this way.
david – wow! that is terrible indeed. i’m very sorry to hear that about your family. no one deserves to be treated that way. I”m sure they have issues of their own that has caused them to take it out on you… and that is not right. sounds like they need some serious counselling and a reality check! thanks for stopping by. p.s. i promise all women aren’t like that!
@ David:
Sibling rivalry is very common, the demeanor between a brother and sister though is established very early. The sister probably sees the brother as a great threat of psychological competition, which is why she’s prob so mean to you up front, it is a defense mechanism to guard the weaknesses that lie hidden underneath.
Overall, I have found that most women are hypocrites who get ahead of themselves (and will fail to admit or realize this, saying that a girl is just “naive” is covering this up). The reality is that they need help to fulfill their selfish, narcissistic agendas, whether it be skills on the job, or anything financial, or anything emotional, all in vain to get ahead. Men do this too, but from my experience, women are way more backstabbing and the worst part is that seldom do they credit those who have helped them when they do receive it. While women are generally more competitive, men have much better sportsmanship.
@ anonymous:
Your debating skills are top-notch.
I hate all women, except my mom & 5 yr. old niece. My sister & cousins are typical bitches and you can can ’86 them. Maybe you’ll have to keep my sister around as she’s the mother of my niece and my niece would be upset without her mom. Can’t have that!
The rest of the species can BURN IN HELL!! Just got shit on by another whore because I don’t look like Brad Pitt and don’t have a 7 figure income.
Women deserve all that they get. If the Taliban let me listen to Hevay Metal & Punk music, I’d support them 100%, but they don’t know what’s good in music so they can be exterminated.
That’s it! Going to drink more rum and pass out in my misery!!
You hate 50% of the population but see that as their problem hmm…
Women are self absorbed and always looking for the next best thing.. I nake well into six figures but if u try and honestly love them unconditionally u get NOWHERE?? They like it better when u treat them like crap…go figure.. what a paradox
I hate women with a “PASSION”, and I ain’t gay or bi either. I just simply don’t need them, I wash,cook,clean, the whole nine yards, don’t need a woman to do absolutly anything for me. I’m married and hate it, I wait on her like a queen, I do it all, why? just so’s I won’t have to here here trap. What do I get in return? a smart mouth at least one to two times a day, what do I say in return, absolutly nothing.
I’d rather be dead and in my grave than to be within fifty miles of a women. Sex? don’t need it don’t want it.
Why did I get married? simple…….STUPIT!!!!
i hate women because too many of them are devious self-absorbed bitches who lull men into a false sense of security and then screw them for everything they can.Unfortunately we live in politically correct times where women are invariably portrayed as being either victims or paragons of virtue.The fact is that women are every bit as responsible as men for screwing things up.The problem is they get away with much more than men who generally are much more up front than women-for good or bad.The fact is most women are no better than prostitutes because they in effect put a price on everything.Ibelieve men would be better of hanging out with their male friends and using prostitutes for sex.That it seems to me is the only honest open and up front relationship a man can have with a woman.
Females should only be allowed a limited role in adult society.
For their own good and for society’s good.
There are excellent reasons why females were denied the vote until 1920 and why there are societies today that still prohibit the daffy dames from affecting society with their emotion-laden addle-mindedness.
Heck, with the extent so many daffy dames have a cell phone glued to their vacuous head it is surprising as many of the dames even remember to vote in the numbers they do.
I prefer the company of women, intelligent women, that is. In 1952, we moved to Arkansas, to a large school. I had a child hood case of TB, and was not strong enough to play with the boys, so I played with the girls. I liked how they thought. I liked how they talked. It was a shock as an adult to learn these playmates had been the girl geniuses of my school, and that most women are dumber than rocks.
Having said that, not only is any man who marries in any country in the Anglosphere, totally insane and self-destructive. But, in my opinion, any man who continues to live there is insane as well.
I could say this is because the women sucketh, and this would not be false. But, there is an old Latin legal saying:
causa causae est causa causati
This is, the cause of the cause is the cause of the effect.
Women in the Anglosphere sucketh because men decided to give them the right to vote. A study of other civilizations shows that as a civilization grows and prospers, it is inevitable the women will get the right to vote. And, once they get the right to vote, it is inevitable they will dominate the political system, because women avoid the dangerous and stressful jobs. And, once they dominate the political system, it is inevitable their demands for more and more protections, even from their own stupid decisions and immoralities, and their demand for more and more benefits for themselves at the expense of men, will destroy that society.
This happened in the Roman Empire near the end. Marriage laws passed to please the female voters also made Roman marriage so intolerable, the Caesar passed laws that any man who was not married by age 35 lost all his property. In Sparta, they only destroyed 90% of its wealth, but the tough guys kept it going for some time.
Women in the Anglosphere suck because they have voted themselves exempt from almost all consequences of their own stupidity, even exempt from punishment from false charges against men.
>>It’s funny how small-minded people love revering to misogyny and sexism for kicks. Then again, I guess it’s all you folk have left–racism not being cool anymore. Too bad you have to live now and not fifty years ago. Then you coulda been sexist AND racist.
Ms. Brown, a small mind is distinctly better than no mind. No person with any mind at all can cross the border into the US and not see a wall of misandrist hate.
If you hate women now, wait until you have to deal with OLD WOMEN.
Holy Shit! Just put a grenade in my mouth!
Wow!!!
A women that doesnt hate men, far and few between these days. Many of us men just want the same as you, a comfortalbe and happy life, I have never wanted to subjegate women, ever!
Tell the world!!
hi, im 20 and have started to beleive i hate women.
i was in a relationship that broke up after she cheated on me when she moved away to uni.she was a typical materialistic spoilt brat with no values. Since then i havnt trusted girls enough to start seeing anyone else. I have a 21 yr old sister that i know wont date anyone who doesnt have a new car, expensive taste and loves himself. Also i constantly hear her on her phone slagging girls of to her friends i.e. “Jane is fuckin fat bitch” Jane is actually a friend of hers amongst some of her other fat friends.
Do women not pay attention to the verbal rubbish coming from there mouths aswell as being 2 faced. I agree with a previous post that they do this for there own insecurities ?
I go about my business and i see good looking girls with there Victoria Beckham sunnies on, strutting around town expecting people to move out of there way.
Does anybody agree it is partially to do with celebrities getting perhaps to much attention, and the youth trying to take some of that limelight themselves.
I just hate women because they think there untouchable for everyday men who dont have the whole world to offer them.
thanks
@ paul:
Couldn’t have said it better Paul. Right on the money.
So you all comment on a website that is sexist and idiotic and down right harsh to women, you know how many women out there think that men are soo much worse than women but DONT write stupid blogs about it! My god, go get a life and delete the blog it makes you sound like your childish!! shame on you.
Dont blame females, They are naturally retarded, U should blame guys to waste their time on these useless creatures and finaly losing anything… I am 26 years old and still suffer from loneliness. Trying my best to resist
You dont have to believe me. The west is unfortunately full of ppl claiming to be the best slut and teaching their kids to do the same when they are grown. I do the spells to curse these wild beasts and remove the feminism from this world.
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@ blunt delivery:
Every girl I talk to says the same thing. Where are these bitches everyone talks about?
Oh wait….
you marrie a women, while at work she has an afair on you. then she takes your house and your kids, she lies to the police (they always believe the women). then you have a AVO on you next thing your in jail for nothing.
AND WOMEN WONDER WHY WE HATE THEM SO MUCH
The only reason the police believe women is because the Police are stupid. Who the hell graduates, gets a degree then puts it to good use by arresting ALL the wrong people?
” A Woman marries a Man thinking he will change…But he doesn’t.
A Man marries a Woman believing she won’t change, but she does.”
Women hate us…We hate them.
Some women are liars, some women cheat, some women freak out for no reason, some women use men for money. It happens.
The one thing that women have against men that MOST not just SOME men do, is eyeball every cutie that walks by, get excited at nudie scenes in movies, watch porn, and withold our emotions. THE VERY most common issues guys need to let go.
Women arent perfect, I’ll tell you that. They do get over emotional, but think of it scientifically, the average woman who gets moody during her period (I agree that there are some out there that are just crazy and bitchy but im not talking about those here)is because there is a very real chemical change going through their brain and bodies. Nutrients are being lost, and when it comes to any person male or female, if they are losing nutrients at a high rate, it will affect their mood. Its some very common first symptoms of some diseases actually. so think about that when your normally level headed wife goes berserk for a week or so.
And realize that women are just naturally more emotional. thats how they’re made…
I could go on forever but I’ll tell you that women would STOP being such bitches if some of us guys stopped checking other women out, stopped expecting so much, APPRECIATED them more, (serious on this one, do you know how freaking difficult it would be to spend as much time making yourself look good as my wife does? It used to irritate me, because I just wanted to get out…but then she helped me realize that its not because she always LIKES going out like that, its because she feels she has to for ME, because there are women out there that are “more beautiful” than she is, and she is doing her best to show she cares how I think of her. Do I spend that much time making myself look that good for her?? lol, Does ANY guy? We have kids…and my god she does wonders with them. she’s always on top of things, but there was one day when she was feeling sick…and you kknow what got done by me?she was in tears that things were forgotten, diapers hadnt been changed the way they should have, etc… The problem is, is i have gotten used to her just taking care of everything that when it came to be my turn, i didn’t know when to feed or diaper our children. Women really do a lot….they might be bitches (the ones who without REASON flip and lie, and do all the stuff they hate us for) but most women want a man who wont feed their insecurity by looking at other women, they want someone who knows how to help around the house, and NOT just when things fall apart, and they want to feel appreciated. I can think of all the times my wife did things in the bedroom for me, even though I didn’t go out of my way to do them for her. When we first got together, it was always exciting, but sex has gotten boring, and I realized after a while its not her that has gotten boring, it was me who stopped trying. She’d try romantic stuff once in a while to help zest things up, but finally gave up after a while when I didn’t do the favor back.
Also, to the guys who think that its always men who get put in jail for domestic violence? Ive seen plenty of chicks who slapped their boyfriend get tossed into jail. the difference is, how many guys are going to tolerate being slapped when women wont tolerate it? A guy will take being hit a lot easier than a woman will, so more cases are being reported of guys being the violent ones.
Yeah women are toys
@ sean:
You’re brainwashed man. Men are naturally more sexual then women. Men are designed to think more analytically and less emotionally. So now we have to change these things that are natural to men, but women get go one be bitches for no reason because they’re emotional and have a natural cycle that releases hormones? I’m not saying that i hate women but i do hate they way you make it sound like men have to change for women. WHY!? why should men change what comes naturally to them if women don’t have to change what comes naturally to them? Let me look at porn and bury my emotions and you can be a bitch for week and cry for no reason whenever you want to. IS IT THAT HARD TO JUST ACCEPT PEOPLE!? besides anyone who believes the idea that emotions make like better is a fool. Sure emotions may have helped us evolve this far, but are emotions going to send us to the moon? The world would be a much better place if humans had the ability to turn emotions off at a whim.
I’m an average joe type that used to be bi and always gave both sexes a good turn.
Now I’m totally into men. The reason? Women.
Let me explain:
When I’m with a man, we can both check out other men and nobody complains. The men I have been with have never once tried to change me. The men I’m with have never cried for zero reason. The men I’ve been with have never tried to take my money or use me as arm candy just so they didn’t have to be alone for the night and then later dump me for someone “more fun”. The men I’ve been with have never smiled and acted sweet to my face while they were plotting to destroy me. And if I’m looking at porn on the internet, the guy I’m with sits down and enjoys it with me. And men, everyone knows that guys give the best h**d and women are horrible at it. (Especially women with big teeth, ouch!)
You see, with a guy, what you see is what you get. With a woman, what you see is temporary and is usually a giant plastic smile coated in thick nasty make-up and later turns into a raging, hormonal beeyotch that complains about everything imaginable and spends all your hard-earned money.
Don’t call me a misogynist, just pour me another beer and let’s check out some more football. When the game’s over, let’s make some prank phone calls to our ex-girlfriends and then hop into bed for some good mansex. It is truly a man’s world.
I’m female, but I don’t understand women. Could anyone here please explain why such a vast majority of the female population will go absolutely nuts over a guy to the point of suicide? Over just one guy who will be insignificant in the long run? And how are they able to go on for a good hour on what they did, their favorite lipstick, their periods, guys, themselves, etc? And why are they so goddamn squeamish!??!
@ Jonathan:
Classic. Did you make that up? Never a truer word spoken.
Women often accuse men of being born liars but whats the first thing a woman does in order to chase you off the scent, after i might add, SHES GIVEN YOU THE GO-AHEAD TO APPROACH HER? She PLAYS DUMB. Its a woman who inaugurates a lie in a relationship. Its starts with her like it did with eve. Lol
@ sean:
hey..
You don’t know what you’re talking about. Shut up.
I too hate women. I used to think like you did – that one day when I got older women would be normal to me and I could have a functional relationship with one. But no. Women are bad people. They are mean (for no reason, as you mention), jealous, emotionally challenged, unfair, and most the time have nothing interesting to offer in a conversation. I don’t care about your stupid quilt, lady. I hate you.
love and women are all false yernings to satisfy our needs and desires there is more to life then chasing around some girl who just wants your money. i have better things to do than wish my life away hoping that i find the perfect girl. they dont exsit there is no such thing as perfetion so fellas next time your friends says he found the perfect girl pull him asise and tell him that she is another lyin scheeming tramp just like all the rest .. sexism forever
boy you got that one right
When it comes down to it women are a stabilizing influence on us chaps. Fine, If thats what you want! If the sweetness and sugar of American apple pie family life is what you desire then fine, take it. I like being unstable. I don’t like apple pie. Genetically women can do without us. OK let them have it. We become the last free males
The only thing I can say is women are f*cked up – lol.
Well – not just women, the world is generally messed up – people are twisted, that would be the more proper way of putting it.
Men tend to be viscous in a more direct way, often times more in a physical nature; however, women are more passive-aggressive about how they go about harming people… often times the women is much more deadly then her male counterparts and can damage the life of another person far more than a man could ever hope to. It’s a fact – women are better lairs and manipulators then men are, and they know the golden rule: Men are EASY
I don’t hate women. I do hate that none of them are interested in me. I’m not sure why, because I’m attractive, go to a top school, intelligent, and have a good career lined up. Perhaps the expectation is that a man is supposed to chase the women he wants? It just gets super depressing when the last 6 women I’ve tried to express interest in have no interest in me. And few women ever expressed interest in me. I’ve had one relationship in the past, but I just feel all alone, and like the female gender just couldn’t really give a damn. I’m in my late 20s and just keep getting older, and it makes me really resentful and angry towards women, that they won’t explain themselves, and aren’t interested. I’m human — I’d like to have a relationship, someone I care about, a family, sex, etc. I have a couple female friends, and they say I’m nice. It is just so frustrating that in the movies they portray women being interested in men, especially good men, and in reality they just ignore you.
@ sean:
Nope. Mind over matter. Doesn’t matter about hormones, if women blame their batshittery on their periods, they’re cowards. I know this from personal experience. Bitches need to own their stupid, the end. No excuses.
@ anon:
well Anon I’m sorry to hear that. You guys are great and without you, women are nothing. I know I will be nothing without men because women can never fulfill a man’s shoes. That is my own opinion.
I think that men are great, they’re funny, they are strong and they are very smart.
I really hope you find someone who will love you for who you are and you can love her for who she is. I know we all have a lot of differences but one day, I hope you can find that someone whom you can put your differences aside with because when you find her, none of that will matter.
I think a lot of women misunderstood men and think that they have no feelings, they’re dumb and they are only after one thing. Well those kind of women are the kind who have no feelings, they are dumb and they’re only after one thing. They’re greatly missing out on having an opportunity to be with someone they can spend their life with because they’re too busy pointing out their mistakes. No one is perfect. Men are not perfect and women are definitely not. We think that we know more than men and we mature faster, but that thinking goes to show that we do not know any better.
Just thought I’d put in some words. Sorry guys.
“Watch your mouth! ”
OOPS. now they’re telling me to watch my mouth. lol. my bad,
This is great. Thank you for the support.
@ sammy:
agreed.
@ BOBBY G.:
goddamn man, i’m going thru the same shit.
Well, I don’t hate women but I’ve also learned to keep my distance from crazy people in general. I’m very cranky and I’m not looking for trouble.
I have to say, though, that in my experience, the women who talk about how they hate women tend to be women who commit the sins they say they despise other women for. YEAH. THAT’S FUCK UP, RIGHT?
Also, I did have a little chuckle when I read earlier that your complaints about women included their inability to get over stuff, and then you used FOURTH GRADE as an example of why you hate women. lol.
Can we all be honest here. Women want sex so much more then guys do. Just search for certain key words in google. For example, if you were to enter the phrase “why does” in the search section without pressing enter, it will come up with the most searched querys let’s take a look, shall we? seriously try it. And certain other words/ phrases and you will see.
Women should be known as men then we could call them a bunch of w*nk *rs!@ Jonathan: