The bigger issue is why are so many of you interested in this seemingly grotesque and morbid story? Are there not enough battered-wife Lifetime Mini-Series to hold your attention? Do you not even bat an eyelash at the fact that there’s some kind of a natural disaster occurring in every province of every country on [...]
1. If you should see fit - slice and dice your wife in a fit of vicious rage, leave bloody evidence all over, and the judicial system will turn a blind eye. Because hey, jealously happens. 2. You may also kill your wife’s lover during said vicious rage. Again, because why wouldn’t you? 3. Time to get in touch [...]
I am a stay-at-home, unshowered writer and aspiring author of non-fiction books. During the past 10 years, I attended college in London, traveled the world, and dated a myriad of inappropriate men. Although I have successfully avoided crossing over that shaky, domestic bridge laden with overpriced weddings and screaming babies, I have still acquired a strong appreciation for sweatpants. I enjoy photography and chronicling my ridiculous life on this personal blog, where I also use my friends' lives for a cheap laugh. My biggest fears are mayonnaise and Neil Diamond.
That's sort of what this blog is about. Sort of. But don't hold me to it, or I'll get all claustrophobic.
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