I just had to check in and see how you are surviving the Empire State Building of Lame Holidays thus far?
Me? Eh.
Let’s see here. What could I possibly say or do that might lift your spirits on such a dreadful day? Oh, I know, I know!!!!!
1. Make a list of things I love.
2. Post a bunch of pictures of heart-themed things.
3. Talk about how much I love my significant other because of all the cutesy stuff he got me.
Oh wait. What?
You mean all of those things would make you vomit and never revisit this blog?
See? That’s why we’re friends.
Maybe you should watch my Valentine’s Day Sucks video again?
No? Still not working? Well then I’m fresh out of ideas. So can we discuss something else?
Ke$ha.
I blame all of you for making her famous.
Well, maybe not you specifically, cus you’re better than that. I’m referring to those others of millions of peoples.
This just isn’t going anywhere, I can tell. So instead of dwelling on my hatred for all things related to ridiculous pop stars, I’m going to spread a little Blunt love for some of my favorite new blogs. I’m spreadin it smooth, like a fine-churned butter – and you all know I don’t spread it very often. This is a scarce commodity.
Maybe I can’t cheer you up, but one of these guys certainly can.
[If you’re wondering why the Barbie is clothed, it’s cus her Salvation Army $0.99 sticker was adhered to her bosom and it was quite shameful. For her. Sorry if that threw your world off its axis.]
Johnny Utah. Let me just preface this by the fact that it takes a lot for me to read a blog all the way through. They’re usually just a snoozefest, you know? Not this guy. Please read his Open Letter To Teens. Hilarious, and helpful to the world.
Breath of Ella. Why? She’s an Alienator and a Masochist -both qualities that I appreciate in a friend. Also, she’s recovering from a stress-induced bald spot.
Starbucks Break. The lovely Cheryl, who I refer to as my Asian Sunrise, is part of the duo that helped me redesign this here blog. She is also a commitment-phobe, which makes me feel warm and gooey inside.
Awaiting my mystery chocolates from whomever they may come,
Blunt
kesha photo: posh24.com
snide question written over photo: me
I knew I could count on you for the perfect Valentine’s Day post!
happy vday to you my dear. we’re just one sleep away from feb 15!
Weren’t you the one who also intoduced me to that meatloaf and liquor girl (or whatever she was called its’ been so long) who now no longer blogs. You aren’t worried that you might be the valentine’s day kiss of death for these bloggers?
i kind of am… speaking of… where is suzi these days? fever beaver looks to be no longer in commission.. yet another one i introduced you to.. eek!
Thank you for clairifying that Ke$ha thing cause I in no way had anything to do with her fame, which in itself is a giant relief for me.
linlah… come on… i know you guys better than that
That Vday vid made my day. I got my boyfriend a beardhat this year (GOOGLE IT), and he got me a yoga mat bag because we’re over the flower/candy/jewelry thing.
beardhat… BAHAHAHAH. yea, we’re totally over it too. Went to a nice fondue place on SUNDAY. haha. watched the bachelor on V-day and I made some dinner. it was perfection.
My ex boyfriend gave me a flower. I’m not sure if it makes this holiday better or worse….
ugh. nothing can ever be easy with you CAN it?!?
Thank you so much for the shout out. You’re the best! I really appreciate it.
you are MOST welcome my blogging friend. really do enjoy your blog.
heehee, HAPPY V-DAY!!!
you too my dear!!!
Well, I blushed a little.
Happy Valentine’s Day Blunt.
you deserve it!!! love the blog!
OMG, I came over to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day and then read your post.
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
Well, HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY anyway!
X ya, bestie!
P.S. I freakin’ LOVE the Barbie graphic. Flawless!
ron… i freakin love ya! happy vday bestie!!!!
This post is making me gooey.
It’s a strange feeling.
Hold up, gotta vomit.
-Asian Sunrise
PS- I LOVE YOU.
what can i say sunrise?? you complete me (don’t tell jen though. she’s obviously the jealous type)
Damn I miss getting here and wishing you a Happy VD. I guess the younger generation (most of the population) moved on to using STD but I grew up using VD for STD so I laugh when I read “Happy VD”. You might get a laugh (you will not get VD) from my Valentine’s Day post. Oh I clicked over and watched your video clip – very educational for guys.
haha. no worries. i can appreciate a good STD acronym no matter what generation it’s from =)
But how can you argue with such raw talent as hers?
Um….
I found your evil twin sister last night looking at art blogs.
http://artisticthings.com/bad-barbie-by-mariel-clayton/
WOW. all i’m saying is that skerred me.
alot
Thanks for hooking us up with some new and exciting blogs to check out. I’m all for any of your recommendations. Off to browse the web.
you are most welcome… they are good ones!!!
I can admit it… if you hadn’t posted a photo of Ke$ha I wouldn’t have recognized her even if she beat me over the head with that blingin’ microphone. Phase one of officially becoming old? Not recognizing pop-stars. Phase two? Probably something to do with technology issues. But… that can’t be me… because this is that ‘inter-webs’ thing, right?! 🙂
Um, is it bad that I kind of like Ke$ha? I mean, not as a person or anything, but when I hear a clip of her song during a TV show I don’t throw up. Confession: I downloaded Tik Tok before I went to Vegas. Can we still be friends?
i need to think about this for awhile.
you disappoint me.
I wish I’d seen this on Vday. That video was just what I always wanted.
Also, my Vday post consisted of manking fun of Lady Gaga. Twins?
Lor
twinsies!!!! twin power = unite!
um, what’s a “Ke$ha?” i don’t think i want one. i DO wish you owned a LiLo doll right now. That would make great fodder with her all “I didn’t steal nothin'” and “I learned my lesson, THIS, time” and “Just leave me alone, people, so I can WORK.”
I refuse to type that dollar sign in her name. That’s not a letter, bitch! How do you pronounce it? Stupid, stupid girl.
I like Kesha’s eye makeup. Does that make me a bad person?
Ke$ha is a freak and all of her songs sound the same. I think the appeal wore off for me after hearing “Tik Tok” once.
Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
It’s those freaks downtown, you know, the dirty free for all-ers, who made Ke$ha a friggin star. Take away her voice synthesizer and she is just another waitress 🙁
(Okay get ready to hold aircraft sickness bag in front of face)…I love valentines day…i love pampering my lisa with jewelry and a night out and all that stuff..and wait hold on…i dont do it for reward *wink wink*..hope your valentines day was good…zman sends
it’s a bti past valentine’s day, because sometimes work just sucks the life right out of me and i get behind on life. however, now it’s feb 26 or something and it’s raining like woah outside with some 100km/hr winds… so today, more than vday, i could indeed use some new fun blogs to read! yay!
i’m pretty sure i have nothing to do with ke$ha being successful, but i do enjoy her latest single when i’m in surgery. some pop songs have very good beats for ripping out testicles to. just saying.
you too my dear!!! Um….