Last week, I posted a picture of my dad eating his ice cream with a butter knife because he was too impatient to wait for the spoon. What I failed to tell you was that when I commented on it, he said, “It’s not that big of a deal. Yesterday, I ate my yogurt with a screwdriver.”
And now it’s time to lift a burden that I’ve been carrying around for far too long. I feel like a suicide bomber that has alas been rescued by Jack Bauer. I have avoided the dentist for so many years that I can only consume foods from the carbohydrate section of the pyramid at this point.
Why?
I have put it as eloquently as humanly possible, in the following video.
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