March 4, 2011

Photo Shoots

Photo Break: About A Boy

{Photo Breaks aren’t going to have comments enabled. I don’t want you to feel like you’ve got to comment and say, “Oh hey, nice photo!” I mean, that’s like 5 seconds out of your day that you could spend not commenting on my blog, amiright? So, you know, just breathe it in and send me subliminal messages [...]

Photo Break: Fall Is Coming And You Better Be Happy About It

{Photo Break posts aren’t going to have comments enabled. I don’t want you to feel like you’ve got to comment and say, “Oh hey, nice photo!” I mean, that’s like 5 seconds out of your day that you could spend not commenting on my blog, amiright? So, you know, just breathe it in and send [...]

Fun Fair = A Loose Interpretation Of Both Fun And Fair

I don’t know if you’ve ever been to a fair or not. Here in the Midwest, fairs are kind of a big deal. It’s all the farmers and corn and cows and stuff. Thus, I have very specific expectations in mind when a “fair” is involved. There needs to be a hint of funnel cakes [...]

Blunt Bites: An Old Italian Guy Named Joe

[ DISCLAIMER: Blunt Bites break away from my normal, detailed laugh-out-loud (right?) posts. They are like snapshots of a significant part of my life. Sometimes, they're serious. Sometimes, they're funny. But they're always gonna be delicious. Yum. ] I met Joe while working at a retirement home and almost instantly, we connected. During my first week of [...]

A Photo Shoot And A Scientific Breakthrough

Alright, Science. Get your gloves on, cause we’re about to box. I know you think you can jack with our diets every other day by releasing new information regarding the detriments of coffee, and eggs and high fructose corn syrup, and yet you conveniently forget to report other pertinent information regarding the mental instability of babies. What gives [...]