Photo Break: Fall Is Coming And You Better Be Happy About It

Photo Break August 22, 2011
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{Photo Break posts aren’t going to have comments enabled. I don’t want you to feel like you’ve got to comment and say, “Oh hey, nice photo!” I mean, that’s like 5 seconds out of your day that you could spend not commenting on my blog, amiright? So, you know, just breathe it in and send [...]

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Understanding Right-Brainers: The Curse Of The Creative

Confessions August 16, 2011
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Last night, I had a shocking revelation that I’m cursed. This is even more serious than my nearly fatal, almost-heart-attack and 7 other legitimate, self-diagnosed diseases, except not really. Have I lost you already? Interesting. Maybe it’s because you’re cursed too. Although, I have fruit loops as my screen saver, so I would take my [...]

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Death, Donuts, And A Cigarette In The Morning

Confessions August 11, 2011
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I kept a journal over the past week, to help process my thoughts. It’s not the most uplifting, but, it’s life. 8.4.11 {Donuts.} I’m writing this while at the hospital, laying on the bed across from my grandpa. He’s been gasping for breath and finally admits that the smoking got the best of him – [...]

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Blunt Bites: Somewhere Inbetween Victory And A White Flag

Blunt Bites August 3, 2011
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[ Blunt Bites break away from my normal, detailed posts. They are short snapshots of a significant part of my life. Sometimes, they're serious. Sometimes, they're funny. But they're always gonna be delicious. Yum. ] I had known it for a while, like the way my mom had known I shouldn’t get in the car that night. [...]

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Gandhi’s Top 4 Tips On How To Have A Crappy Blog

Confessions July 27, 2011
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I realize it’s possible that a few of you might have been slightly distracted by the crumbling economy and possible impending doom of our country’s unresolvable debt crisis, therefore you might not have been tuned into the Discovery channel like I was last weekend. And that means, you missed the recent archaeological discovery of a [...]

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The Day I Met Tom Cruise And NBC

Confessions July 18, 2011
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Sometimes she will say, “I think I’m losing my mind, Brit. I don’t know up from down anymore.” Then I’ll look at her, smile, and ask, “Which way is up?”  She points to the sky; I call her a liar and she laughs. It’s the most appropriate human response I have to fact that she [...]

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Fun Fair = A Loose Interpretation Of Both Fun And Fair

Confessions July 14, 2011
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I don’t know if you’ve ever been to a fair or not. Here in the Midwest, fairs are kind of a big deal. It’s all the farmers and corn and cows and stuff. Thus, I have very specific expectations in mind when a “fair” is involved. There needs to be a hint of funnel cakes [...]

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WANTED: Gray Haired African-American Man With Saxophone Skills

Confessions July 8, 2011
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[Because it's was my birthday, and because I'm refinishing cabinets and I started a new job, I'm recycling an oldie. If you remember this post, congratulations. You're two years older and still like reading pointless stuff on the INTERNETS.] I’m currently babysitting my best friend’s 6 month old.  Yes, the same best friend who pumps breast [...]

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The Universe Is Allergic To Me Turning 29

Confessions June 30, 2011
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Every year, without fail, June 25th comes creeping in to steal away another year of my life and inconspicuously plant two more gray hairs that I won’t discover until I’ve just eaten an entire Little Caesars pizza at 10am and I go into the bathroom and notice them under the florescent lights.  Oh, just me? Although, [...]

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Warning: Don’t Google Yourself Or You Might Find This

Confessions June 24, 2011
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Listen, there are concrete reasons why I don’t Google myself. These reasons hold steadfast to the three fundamental principles of my character: avoidance, denial and laziness. The first time I broke this rule was last night. I’ve been breaking a lot of self-imposed rules lately. And, I’ve definitely learned my lesson. Maybe, someday, I’ll tell you [...]

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