Several years ago, I received a book in the mail on my birthday. I hate birthdays, but I love books. So you can imagine my elation, when I discovered that I’d have a new addition, which I would never read, to adorn my shelf. To fully understand this concept, please read my explanation on How To Live The Best Fake Life You Can [...]
You know your hair is too long when you have to start using conditioner meant for a horse. Gees, people. I’m just saying. But on a side note, it works rather nicely. So I’ve heard. People always ask me, actually they harshly criticize and often yell at me, for the fact that I’ve never moved out of this God-forsaken craphole [...]
I’m the only person in the world who used to like the Sunscreen Song back in my high school days. You know what I’m talking about… the one where Baz Leurman reads profound advice from a ‘99 valedictorian speech, accompanied by “ooo’s” from the all boys choir in the background? The song ends with “trust me on the [...]
I am a stay-at-home, unshowered writer and aspiring author of non-fiction books. During the past 10 years, I attended college in London, traveled the world, and dated a myriad of inappropriate men. Although I have successfully avoided crossing over that shaky, domestic bridge laden with overpriced weddings and screaming babies, I have still acquired a strong appreciation for sweatpants. I enjoy photography and chronicling my ridiculous life on this personal blog, where I also use my friends' lives for a cheap laugh. My biggest fears are mayonnaise and Neil Diamond.
That's sort of what this blog is about. Sort of. But don't hold me to it, or I'll get all claustrophobic.
You are welcomed with open arms and lukewarm sentiment.
