“It was something far greater than that, right there, whispering in my jaded ear, and I never paid it any attention.”

Maybe the fact that you would wear a wonder woman costume in April??

Sweet photo. A woman who is not afraid to don a circa, ah I don’t even remember when Wonder Woman was hot if that’s the word for it, 1975ish? costumue is my hero. Maybe you should just start at the end of the alphabet, of course skipping the J’s, and work backwards. Although I’ve never met a Zane before but you may get lucky. Let us know when you hit pay dirt.

You know, this is really interesting. The “J” thing starts early. As an elementary school teacher and now as a principal, I’ve noticed that boys with J names have a much higher rate of discipline problems in school. Justin, Jeremy, Jacob, Joshua . . . they’re all obnoxious little brats.

This can’t be a coincidence.

hey….(the positive side of it all) you can still fit into that Wonder Woman costume.

….hmmmmm……what other costumes do you have?

Brit…yes. Comic Book Conventions.

Hmmm…my name starts with J. You might be on to something. And anyone who longs for the return of moccasins has deeper issues than the alphabet. Trust me, I know.

And also, I had Wonder Woman underoos, but I don’t think I can still fit in them.

I compiled an alphabet of exes a few years ago. Terrifyingly, only a few letters were missing.
So, if there are any Xaviers or Quentins out there who’d like to help make up the numbers, do let me know.
I had lots of Js. And Ss. And A(rseholes).

I had an X. It totally wasn’t worth it.

Interesting theory (as are almost all theories that spring from wearing a Wonder Woman costume). I wonder if that explains why my relationship with Jenna Jameson has never really gone anywhere.

Sexy costume Brit. If you notice your hit count doubling over the next few days, don’t be alarmed. It’s just the 10,000 comic book geeks that are now using your website as a source for “spank material”.

You may not realize it, but right now your image is producing more frosting from the thirty year old virgin demographic, than Duncan Hines makes in a year!

Apparently we share a similar problem. One of my friends forbids me to date any girls with a name that begins with ‘M’ due to my wonderful past with them. I haven’t encountered any more ‘M’s recently, so I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

Not sure why you’re so quick to dismiss the untapped gay market. Different perspective and fruitier flavors in that pool. Plus, you’d be less likely to contend with the frosting you so despise.

Girls whose names end in “i” are usually total bitches…Lori, Sheri, Teri, but it’s not their fault. The “i” at the end of their name is a constant reminder that it’s all about them, makes them more ego centric. I blame the parents.

Being a community-renowned comic book fanboy(fanman now; I been drankin’ milk), I’m always eerily attracted to a woman wearing a Wonder Woman suit (or a birthday suit).

I’m glad my name begins with ‘G’. :)But, damn, if you speak Spanish, it’s Jorge. That doesn’t count, does it?

Whatever. Great blog, Brit! There oughtta be a tv show of your life with you doing the voice-overs instead’a Daniel Stern. You could call it The Blunted Years.

Oh, wait…that’s MY life story.

Maybe you’ll work your way to the “N” and meet someone named Neil McDiamond.

Crap. Here’s hoping “the letter J sucking” isn’t applicable to everyone. I married a “jeremy”.

hmmmm….I’m with a J name…thank goodness J’s aren’t my cryptonite……mine..D’s…D’s are completely and utterly off limits…come to think of it…so are libras……

you look like a hussy

Britney… stop copying me. I have a “J” problem as well.. “J” and “Michael”. My boyfriends? Jason, Josh, Justin, Josh, Josh. Ok - I shall now ESPECIALLY avoid Josh.

Great pic. Classic. I’m digging it. Wonder Woman rocks!

nothing like a great epiphany.

Taking on all the J’s-you are a brave wonder woman

Girl, you crack me up! I guess you suffer from random thinking like I do. I love how you went from moccasins to old boyfriends whose names started with a J lmao.

Hi, interesting post. I have been pondering this issue,so thanks for sharing. I will certainly be coming back to your blog.

The name blame totally works! My weakness is D. D’s just suck. Just as a warning; D’s are complete ho’s!!

xx

J’s can be bad, but I also avoid D’s. I did not have good luck with that letter. P’s used to be bad too, but I married a P. So I guess just avoid D’s then. D’s suck.