February 2009

Teenage Acne And An Italian Boyfriend

Relationships February 21, 2009
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Let me start by saying that I currently drive a plum-colored ’99 Saturn with duct tape on the hood.  The purpose of the duct tape is to cover an actual hole in my hood that was created when I veered into the shoulder and crashed into a road sign, which fell on my car and [...]

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Kenny Chronicles: How to Talk Yourself Out of Dating Almost Anyone

Confessions February 21, 2009
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So Kenny and I were discussing dating.  Not dating each other, but dating in general.   We often times find ourselves having these kind of conversations in hopes of understanding our issues so that we may become a beacon of light, a shining example for our gender.  Or we do it because we are the only ones [...]

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Kenny Chronicles: A Metrosexual in a Yankees Hat

Confessions February 21, 2009
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If you’ve read any of my previous posts regarding my best friend Kenny, you’ll be not so surprised to hear that he is indeed a metrosexual male.  And when I say metrosexual, I mean he’s one manbag away from starring in an Off-Broadway musical and getting regular pedicures – except he likes the ladies. When [...]

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Kenny Chronicles: A Bad Gordita and Some Classy Water

Confessions February 21, 2009
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Again, if you don’t know who Kenny is, please do some research, get your life together, and then return back to this post. [a telephone conversation between Kenny and I] Me:  [yawn....]  so are we looking for paint colors for your room today or what? Kenny:  [several seconds, but what feels like hours of groaning, [...]

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Who is this wordy genius?

Uncategorized February 21, 2009

Paranoia loves company. So, won’t you join me? I was born an innocent and trusting child. But somewhere, someone popped my glittery pink balloon and that crap got all messed up. As a teen, I possessed an unrivaled hatred for English class; but later on, I would discover writing to be the great passion of [...]

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Kenny Chronicles: Black Friday, Depression, and a Salvation Army Chair

Confessions February 21, 2009
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I woke up the day after Thanksgiving with a massive headache.  No, I wasn’t hungover.  No, I wasn’t getting sick.  It’s just the after effects of a very stressful week.  Friends visiting, friends having babies, grandpas in the hospital, the usual.  I also witnessed my best friend give birth to a child, which was at [...]

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